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Old Nov 29, 2012 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by garryk6
...When you own three, and have to decide which one to sell....
Sell? Looks like you misspelled "drive".
 
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Old Nov 29, 2012 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Hybris
You know you want an Excursion when every time you hear on the news that gas has jumped you jump on Craigslist.
Not gonna lie, I do that LOL
 
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Old Nov 29, 2012 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BassFantasizer
Sell? Looks like you misspelled "drive".
At this very moment, I don't have a single one to drive...
The 2000 Limited V-10 is in Washington State at my sisters place.
The 2000 XLT supercharged V-10 is waiting for me to go pick it up in Anchorage tuesday.
The 2005 Limited PSD is at the shop getting a few spots of paint fixed to get it ready to sell... I'll miss my baby, but I am keeping the RA Bumper for the 2000 XLT as well as the LandYots and mud-flaps... With diesel at $5.15/gal and going up... the diesel has to go... Even though it only has 36K miles...

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Old Nov 29, 2012 | 10:03 PM
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Ouch that sucks that you have to sell that
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 04:03 AM
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When your GF throws you out, you take the Queen sized mattress with you and throw it in the back of the ex to sleep.
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RiverRatF-150
When your GF throws you out, you take the Queen sized mattress with you and throw it in the back of the ex to sleep.
That's literally the 3rd or 4th time someone's said that... These are the ones I found in this thread in about 2 minutes.


Originally Posted by ke6zmy
Yep. When I go out with the Scouts I sleep in the "covered wagon".
Originally Posted by OutlawNomad
You know you drive an Excursion when your not worried if your wife throws you out. You always have a place to sleep. You just have to decide 2nd row or 3rd row?
Originally Posted by TeamMudd
man there is a whole cargo area back there that sleeps pretty good if i do say so myself!! i actually don't have a 3rd row seat (yet) so we put the second row down and put a queen air matress in there and slept like babies man!! that was on a camping trip...... beat the heck out of fighting with a tent!!
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Apocalypse
That's literally the 3rd or 4th time someone's said that... These are the ones I found in this thread in about 2 minutes.
Lemme guess: your search criteria term was "sleep" eh?

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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 04:20 PM
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A Crown Vic feels like a Civic
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewart_H
Lemme guess: your search criteria term was "sleep" eh?

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Mattress, and I only did a few pages lol.

blah blah... when you read these pages and don't find one damn thing that you don't just instinctively do! 99% of it I had I never noticed I did until I read it here lol. I just started doing it when I bought it and never thought about it
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 06:35 PM
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You know you drive an Excursion when you open the back end for the dog to jump in and he lust gives you that look of "are you crazy?"

If he doesn't get a head start he only makes it 3/4 of the way then falls out with his legs in the air like a stuck turtle. Never though I would need a ramp for the dog that can jump the fence. He is a huge 80lbs weimaraner that is really fit and not overweight.
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RavageX
You know you drive an Excursion when you open the back end for the dog to jump in and he lust gives you that look of "are you crazy?"

If he doesn't get a head start he only makes it 3/4 of the way then falls out with his legs in the air like a stuck turtle. Never though I would need a ramp for the dog that can jump the fence. He is a huge 80lbs weimaraner that is really fit and not overweight.
He sounds lazy to me.

My 14" tall Jack Russel is in the Excursion the second the door opens.
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 10:04 PM
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Hey my 33" at the shoulder 115lbs Great Dane basically just steps into it! She loves going for rides in the back!
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 10:07 PM
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my little dog needs a running start...she likes the running boards lol
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 10:11 PM
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When the hippies give you dirty looks, the men give half a smile, and the women just look confused.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by EXv10
When the hippies give you dirty looks, the men give half a smile, and the women just look confused.
NO MORE RE-POST! DAMN, we get it!



Originally Posted by EXv10
When the hippies give you dirty looks, the women look confused, and the men give a half smile.


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You know you have an Ex when the hippies scoff at you and the real men give a half a smile.............and the women look confused.


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When the real men crack half a smile, the women look confused, and the hippies give you a dirty look.
 
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