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when the lift at walmart beeps because of the weight limit lol
 
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When your stock ex is bigger than the trucks with lift kits
 
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When you don't fit in the parking lot at the hotel and they have you park in the "Special" area that the hotel Bus's park in. All the bus's were Fords By the way! Just happened to us in DC last weekend.
 
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When your job sends you to a trade show with 7 other coworkers, and your boss asks "how are we all going to get there" then you say " I will drive" he then asked " who else wants to drive" and of course I say "we can all fit in my truck" and every one looks at you like your crazy.
 
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When the men give you half a smile, the women look confused, and the hippies scowl at you.
 
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When they charge you limo rates to park at a concert.
 
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When you read thru ALL 29 FRICKIN PAGES of this thread, grinning madly the whole time, nodding here & there, and wish it was LONGER.

When you climb into your eternal-project-kinda-sorta-runs Suzuki Samurai for the first time since getting the X a couple months ago and have to fight off a panic attack.

And then you get in your wife's 4.0L Frontier, step on the gas like what feels normal.... and sandblast the side of the house with gravel
 
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You know you drive an Excursion when your co-workers are panicking becuase it's supposed to flood and you're not the least bit concerned about the drive home
 
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You know you drive an Excursion when your co-workers are panicking becuase it's supposed to flood and you're not the least bit concerned about the drive home
Tor, that reminds me... Get your butt back to work you need a lift kit, bigger wheels, bigger tires and garage door modification at home!
 
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When you have 700 +/- miles to empty.
 
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When 3 little cars pull in,fill and leave one after another while you're still filling and on the second pump reset!
 
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When ur dad is jealous that u have more storage room and is bigger and gets more mpg than is e-250. Oh and whoops his a$$ down the road and all he sees is ur tail lights lol
 
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When you wave at another Excursion driver and know you are in one of the more exclusive car "clubs"
 
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...other Fordophiles realize you have a 7.3 they ask to buy your vehicle each time they see you.
 
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When your wife HATES it and all that it stands for until she drives it the first time... GTFO of my way!!! I love her so much Sometimes she even says "I wish I had taken the Excursion today, so many STUPID people on the road!" when she get home from work
 

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