you know you drive an Excursion when.....
Laughing Gas
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From: Ithaca
When you don't fit in the parking lot at the hotel and they have you park in the "Special" area that the hotel Bus's park in. All the bus's were Fords By the way! Just happened to us in DC last weekend.
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From: Wildwood, Illinois
When your job sends you to a trade show with 7 other coworkers, and your boss asks "how are we all going to get there" then you say " I will drive" he then asked " who else wants to drive" and of course I say "we can all fit in my truck" 
and every one looks at you like your crazy.
and every one looks at you like your crazy.
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When you read thru ALL 29 FRICKIN PAGES of this thread, grinning madly the whole time, nodding here & there, and wish it was LONGER.
When you climb into your eternal-project-kinda-sorta-runs Suzuki Samurai for the first time since getting the X a couple months ago and have to fight off a panic attack.
And then you get in your wife's 4.0L Frontier, step on the gas like what feels normal.... and sandblast the side of the house with gravel
When you climb into your eternal-project-kinda-sorta-runs Suzuki Samurai for the first time since getting the X a couple months ago and have to fight off a panic attack.
And then you get in your wife's 4.0L Frontier, step on the gas like what feels normal.... and sandblast the side of the house with gravel
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From: Houston, Texas
You know you drive an Excursion when your co-workers are panicking becuase it's supposed to flood and you're not the least bit concerned about the drive home 
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From: Salem, VA
When your wife HATES it and all that it stands for until she drives it the first time... GTFO of my way!!! I love her so much 
Sometimes she even says "I wish I had taken the Excursion today, so many STUPID people on the road!" when she get home from work
Sometimes she even says "I wish I had taken the Excursion today, so many STUPID people on the road!" when she get home from work