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Old 02-13-2014, 08:39 AM
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You know you drive an Excursion, when you have to turn the engine off during refueling, so that the gas pump can keep up.
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 08:47 AM
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... you have an unlimited fuel budget, and exceed it the first time that you fill up.
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 09:01 AM
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....when you tell your buddy to just drop that miter saw he borrowed back in the garage and he opens the rear hatch on your Ex.
 
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When people honk at you at the fuel station for taking to long and you get to hang up the nozzle... only to pull it out to slide your card again
 
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When you spend $30 to $40 just to fill up a quarter tank of fuel...
 
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When people honk at you at the fuel station for taking to long and you get to hang up the nozzle... only to pull it out to slide your card again
People stared me down and looked below my truck to see if the fuel is falling out somewhere, lmbo!

That usually starts the "how much does it cost?" and "what does it average?" conversation, lol!
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 10:22 AM
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When you spend $30 to $40 just to fill up a quarter tank of fuel...
Keep the top half full and the bottom half takes care of itself, huh?
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 10:33 AM
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Keep the top half full and the bottom half takes care of itself, huh?
I try to never let it get more than a quarter tank low, before I go and top it off. I just cringe to much when I have to put in more fuel and cash than that... Also, it makes sure that I always have fuel on hand, incase of bad weather or an unexpected trip somewhere.
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 10:37 AM
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Anybody keeping count on this one?
I'm just keeping the newcomers informed, kinda like when the teacher gets a new class. What's worse, a redundant person or a busybody?
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Bonus reason!

I see BOOBIES
 
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I have some sort of leak in my gas tank so I can actually only put a little under 3/4 a tank in mine When I go over that I get a strong fuel smell in the truck and if I go over any bumps in a parking lot it gets worse. I think the lock ring for the fuel pump isn't on tight.
 
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Originally Posted by Apocalypse
I have some sort of leak in my gas tank so I can actually only put a little under 3/4 a tank in mine When I go over that I get a strong fuel smell in the truck and if I go over any bumps in a parking lot it gets worse. I think the lock ring for the fuel pump isn't on tight.
Time to get to work.
 
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I have some sort of leak in my gas tank....
Fuel injectors are notorious for this symptom. A quick fix is to disconnect the gas pedal linkage. The level of fuel in the tank should hold if you do this mod. If that doesn't work you may need to lock the fuel filler cap.


All in good humor...
 
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Old 02-13-2014, 12:43 PM
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Eh, redundancy has it's place. But that definition of busybody doesn't fit anyone here on the forum.

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Eh, redundancy has it's place. But that definition of busybody doesn't fit anyone here on the forum.

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Are you sure ??
 


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