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Old 04-12-2014, 10:33 PM
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Your all welcome here, all my guest get yacht ride privileges! By the way the nicer of a person you are the bigger the boat! Lol
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Bathing suits and flip flops.

I knew there was a catch!
 
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Old 04-13-2014, 12:09 AM
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Your all welcome here......
I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!
 
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:34 AM
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I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!

I can bring AE for the 6.0 guys.
 
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:36 AM
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I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!
Sounds like an Excursion Diversion is in the works...
 
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:40 AM
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I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!
You missed the shipment to Mexico.
 
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Old 04-14-2014, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Az_Ray

I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!
It'd look like secret government meeting, that many in one spot could alter Earth's rotation and cause hybrid owners to panic...

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Old 04-15-2014, 01:54 AM
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It'd look like secret government meeting, that many in one spot could alter Earth's rotation and cause hybrid owners to panic...
I have remeber to stop drinking when I read these, I spit my soda out my nose!
 
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Az_Ray
I'd love to see 30 or 40 Excursions parked in the same spot!!
Originally Posted by mecdac
Sounds like an Excursion Diversion is in the works...
What would be about the Center of the USA, with a decent sized city? St Louis perhaps?!!! Or go south of there to the Worlds Biggest Bass Pro shop! Get Bass Pro to sponsor this Excursion Diversion!!!!

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Old 04-15-2014, 07:06 AM
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I have remember to stop drinking when I read these, I spit my soda out my nose!
I usually have to start drinking to read these. Prius owners are known to lurk here....
 
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When your friend writes in the dust on your rear window "my other car is a prius" with his finger.
 
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Prius owners are known to lurk here....


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HAHAHA! I laughed out loud!
 
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When your friend writes in the dust on your rear window "my other car is a prius" with his finger.
You should write..
My other car is inside

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Originally Posted by BassFantasizer
I usually have to start drinking to read these. Prius owners are known to lurk here....
You know you drive an Excursion when..... all the prius owners give you dirty looks.....

When you buy a 20 foot extension ladder and it fits in the Excursion with you closing the rear glass!
 
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try half tank from just under quarter...
Originally Posted by JaySVX
You know you're driving a diesel Excursion when a standard oil change costs you $120+, synthetic costs you $200.

You know you're driving an Excursion when you're yard saleing, find that great full sized couch, 2 matching chairs, and twin end tables for your garage furnature, and say "I don't need to come back, I'll just toss it in the back."

You know you're driving an Excursion when you can step out into the parking lot of the largest mall in the country(1), on black friday, make a 2 second sweep, and say "Ah, there it is."

You know when you're driving an Excursion when you curse the $100 limit on fuel pumps, because it only gives you 3/4 tank.

1. King of Prussia Mall: King of Prussia Mall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not close to a 3/4 tank...Alaska I just got fuel for 4.72 a gallon..but I'm going back civilisation...next week screw these mosquitoes!
 
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