you know you drive an Excursion when.....
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I knew there was a catch!
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It'd look like secret government meeting, that many in one spot could alter Earth's rotation and cause hybrid owners to panic...
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I have remeber to stop drinking when I read these, I spit my soda out my nose!
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What would be about the Center of the USA, with a decent sized city? St Louis perhaps?!!! Or go south of there to the Worlds Biggest Bass Pro shop! Get Bass Pro to sponsor this Excursion Diversion!!!!
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My other car is inside
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When you buy a 20 foot extension ladder and it fits in the Excursion with you closing the rear glass!
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try half tank from just under quarter...
You know you're driving a diesel Excursion when a standard oil change costs you $120+, synthetic costs you $200.
You know you're driving an Excursion when you're yard saleing, find that great full sized couch, 2 matching chairs, and twin end tables for your garage furnature, and say "I don't need to come back, I'll just toss it in the back."
You know you're driving an Excursion when you can step out into the parking lot of the largest mall in the country(1), on black friday, make a 2 second sweep, and say "Ah, there it is."
You know when you're driving an Excursion when you curse the $100 limit on fuel pumps, because it only gives you 3/4 tank.
1. King of Prussia Mall: King of Prussia Mall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You know you're driving an Excursion when you're yard saleing, find that great full sized couch, 2 matching chairs, and twin end tables for your garage furnature, and say "I don't need to come back, I'll just toss it in the back."
You know you're driving an Excursion when you can step out into the parking lot of the largest mall in the country(1), on black friday, make a 2 second sweep, and say "Ah, there it is."
You know when you're driving an Excursion when you curse the $100 limit on fuel pumps, because it only gives you 3/4 tank.
1. King of Prussia Mall: King of Prussia Mall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia