... you consider putting one of the SUVs parked next to you in the back so that you can carry it around as a spare.

 

**********. 2000. Ford Excursion. 4x4. *********

You watch out for bargains on CL... V12 to boot!

 

Let me guess. They did the Jaguar V12 engine swap.

 

when you have to consciously worry about parking garage/drive through heights as to not smash your roof.

i had to back down a ramp to a busy downtown parking garage because the first bar..luckily on chains laid flat on my roof.

 

There was a Bronco next to the Ex with a guy sitting in it and I asked him if he wanted me to stick it in the back for a ride home.........he didn't like that

 

When the Yenko Chevy next to you revvs his engine, and you just tap the throttle and completely engulf him in black smoke, then putt away leaving 4 black marks on the pavement...

 

When oncoming cars at narrow bridges stop to wait, even if they got there before you. Had several start to accelerate then take another look at my mirrors and re think that plan.

 

When you go to the gas station, walk in with 100+ cash and hand it to the them, and don't have to say what pump you're parked at.

 

4way stops in my town have similar effect on cars.
they completely stop and wait for my turn to go.

 

lmao


....starting the engine makes zombies run the other way

....if Chuck Norris was hitch hiking, he'd only put his thumb out for you

....the best way to find parking is using Google Maps

 

when you pick up your relatives from the airport and drive around 8 times because the airport parking has a 6'-6" height limit

 

You know you want an Excursion when every time you hear on the news that gas has jumped you jump on Craigslist.

 

Been there!

 

When you look in the rear view mirror and see what looks like stadium seating.

 

...When you own three, and have to decide which one to sell....