you know you drive an Excursion when.....
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And who would those proper authorities be? Does anyone really know for sure?
Are they the ones in the black helicopters?
If you know, ExV10, should we be afraid of you?
Are you monitoring this site for unfriendlies?
Is there a government organization secretly monitoring this site?
Are all Excursion owners on a "No fly" list? Do "they" monitor our travels? A vehicle the size of ours would be easily spotted from space. Perhaps there is a satelite dedicated to monitoring us? Should we all paint the roof of our Ex's asphalt black? Have these clandestine efforts been expanded now that the government owns GM?
Do you know you drive an Excursion when you keep seeing black Suburbans in the rear view mirror?
Are they the ones in the black helicopters?
If you know, ExV10, should we be afraid of you?
Are you monitoring this site for unfriendlies?
Is there a government organization secretly monitoring this site?
Are all Excursion owners on a "No fly" list? Do "they" monitor our travels? A vehicle the size of ours would be easily spotted from space. Perhaps there is a satelite dedicated to monitoring us? Should we all paint the roof of our Ex's asphalt black? Have these clandestine efforts been expanded now that the government owns GM?
Do you know you drive an Excursion when you keep seeing black Suburbans in the rear view mirror?
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O.K here is one..
You know you own a excursion when...
Your wife callls to tell you she was in a accident with another vehicle,but immediatly says "Dont worry the people are alive and well,but the suburban they were driving,not so good..Total loss" Then she goes on to explain how she will be driving them home and then she will see you soon after....
You know you own a excursion when...
Your wife callls to tell you she was in a accident with another vehicle,but immediatly says "Dont worry the people are alive and well,but the suburban they were driving,not so good..Total loss" Then she goes on to explain how she will be driving them home and then she will see you soon after....
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From: Rowlett
You know you own an Excursion when...
You do not care when a lifted Suburban fills the parking spot before you at the drive in movies. You can still see the bottom of the screen from the back row.
You do not care when a lifted Suburban fills the parking spot before you at the drive in movies. You can still see the bottom of the screen from the back row.
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This actually happened this morning…… When I stopped to get fuel this morning I sent my 17 yr old daughter into the store with cash to prepay for a fill up and it took her forever. When she finally came out I asked what took so long and she replied “he had to count the money three times because he has never done a cash sale for that much money before”.
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From: Eastern PA
I wasn't near my normal fueling stop and needed fuel the other day, so I went to hess. Well, Hess has a $75 limit that it cuts off, so I went inside. I said I wanted to fill my tank, and hte kid asks how much. I say $130-150, and hes' like o.O. I said just let me fill it and bill the card when I'm done. 20 minutes later(thanks to the slow fill nozzles...), I go in, and get my reciept. It was a huge pain. My normal stop doesn't cut off, ever, but is generally out of the way.
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From: Cochrane, AB
You know you're driving an Excursion when the police pull up to you in a parking lot thinking you are their swat team buddies. Had this happen just the other day - was hilarious. We ended up chatting for a few minutes about the Ex. Maybe owning the Ex will give me some priveldges. haha
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From: Greenbackville, VA
You know your driving an X when your bride to be says "on my god, its huge" when she see's it for the first time. Yep, she was talking about the truck 
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From: Charleston
You know you drive an Ee when
You go to Lowe's to pick up the pallet of Cyprus Mulch you wife purchased, 75 2cuft bags, and the loader has a disgusted look on his face when he sees the Ex and knows he cannot use the forklift. I open the rear doors and the back end and he sees the seats are out and says maybe it will all fit. When we finished loading he was shocked to see their was room for 8 or 10 more bags. Maybe later gotta put out these first. I do love this truck.
5.4
333330 and counting on original engine and trans.
My boss got it to 260K and me and the family did the rest.
5.4
333330 and counting on original engine and trans.
My boss got it to 260K and me and the family did the rest.
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From: Apopka, FL
You know you drive an X when:
Wife borrows X to drive from Fl to Ok to pick up the youngest daughter and all "her stuff". Takes the oldes daughter and new grandson with her for company. Load "all the stuff" kids and grandson and drives home.
X was only purchased 3 weeks prior to trip. (bought used 2 months ago with 285,000 miles)
Jim Dombrowski
Apopka Fl
2002 Excursion Limited, 4x4, AT, 6637 Filter,
Soon to purchase DP Tuner
Wife borrows X to drive from Fl to Ok to pick up the youngest daughter and all "her stuff". Takes the oldes daughter and new grandson with her for company. Load "all the stuff" kids and grandson and drives home.
X was only purchased 3 weeks prior to trip. (bought used 2 months ago with 285,000 miles)
Jim Dombrowski
Apopka Fl
2002 Excursion Limited, 4x4, AT, 6637 Filter,
Soon to purchase DP Tuner
