you know you drive an Excursion when.....
Junior User
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 83
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From: DFW
You know your driving an excursion when you go to home depot to buy a palette of supplies and you ask a home depot employees to fork lift it in your SUV. He says what kind of SUV can hold a whole palette? Excursion the king of SUV's.
Mountain Pass
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 215
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From: Charlotte, NC
...when you consider raising the height of your garage door clearance so you can install bigger wheels/tires.
Mine just fits in my "standard" garage with the stock 16" wheels. Antennae scapes every time, but luggage rack just clears.
Mine just fits in my "standard" garage with the stock 16" wheels. Antennae scapes every time, but luggage rack just clears.
Lead Driver
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 9,263
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From: In the field...
"Just leave it up front next to the Lamborghini."
Lead Driver
Joined: Oct 2010
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From: Ouray, CO
Plus i hate giving away the key
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Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 26,410
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From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Our downtowns here don't have parking, so they all have valet which is free with validation in the restaurant or bars or shop etc, the cost wasn't a problem.. just don't want 17/18 yr olds driving a bus around in crowded lots...
Plus i hate giving away the key
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Plus i hate giving away the key
Sent from my Sprint PC36100 using IB AutoGroup
Just say no to valet!
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Bleed Ford Blue
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 13,578
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From: Anchorage Alaska
You know you drive an Excursion (and have some mental issues) when you're on the 3rd Ex you've owned and you still visit your old Excursions you've sold years ago...
i'm weird. yes i still sit in them. don't judge me.
i'm weird. yes i still sit in them. don't judge me.
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2011
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From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Trailering
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 22
Likes: 1
From: Dallas
You know you drive an Excursion when you still own it after 14 years.
You know you drive an Excursion when you are the only one that can fix your truck.
You know you drive an Excursion when you have spent enough extra money on gas to buy a whole nother car.
You know you drive an Excursion when you can drive 215000 miles without ever being cut off.
You know you drive an Excursion when you come here for answers before you would ever call a shop.
And last,
You know you drive an Excursion when you can't get out of the truck after parking next to your wife's Explorer in the garage.
Oh yeah and,
You know you drive an Excursion when you can see your truck on Google Earth.
You know you drive an Excursion when you are the only one that can fix your truck.
You know you drive an Excursion when you have spent enough extra money on gas to buy a whole nother car.
You know you drive an Excursion when you can drive 215000 miles without ever being cut off.
You know you drive an Excursion when you come here for answers before you would ever call a shop.
And last,
You know you drive an Excursion when you can't get out of the truck after parking next to your wife's Explorer in the garage.
Oh yeah and,
You know you drive an Excursion when you can see your truck on Google Earth.
Cargo Master
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,566
Likes: 18
From: The Great White North!
I think we can all relate to this one. It made me laugh
When we were just shopping for and Expy I started to spend time in the Expy forum, and very quickly found it lacking the support that we have in this forum. The guys over there are great, for the handfull that participate, BUT NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING COMPARES to this one.
Bleed Ford Blue
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 13,578
Likes: 157
From: Anchorage Alaska
I think we can all relate to this one. It made me laugh
When we were just shopping for and Expy I started to spend time in the Expy forum, and very quickly found it lacking the support that we have in this forum. The guys over there are great, for the handfull that participate, BUT NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING COMPARES to this one.
When we were just shopping for and Expy I started to spend time in the Expy forum, and very quickly found it lacking the support that we have in this forum. The guys over there are great, for the handfull that participate, BUT NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING COMPARES to this one.