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Old Jul 12, 2012 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by brooksa44
Lol, some local hippy group that looks like they haven't showered in 3 weeks, the kicker was they were passing these flyers out in an old Cutlass that could have crop dusted 5 acres! lol
Our Excursions are probably AS fuel efficient as their Cutlass.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2012 | 05:35 PM
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When you drive the wife's Expedition and it feels like the MGA you had in highschool.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2012 | 07:22 PM
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You know you drive an Excursion when you can haul your family of five, a guest, and a sixty inch big screen tv.
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 08:32 AM
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...when your 6 year old son wants to drive the X to the pool because it looks so cool and the rear windows roll all the way down. Of course, his alternative is mom's minivan, which he doesn't think is un-cool...yet...but he knows the X rocks.
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 09:05 AM
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When your 4 1/2 year old son always wants to ride in it and his favorite activity while riding is to point out all the other trucks and SUV's and ask if the Excursion is bigger than them.
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 03:31 PM
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When you can drive OVER parking blocks instead of driving around the parking lot..been there done that...because you can!!!
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 10:16 PM
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When you go pick up a 3 seater couch that's being given away and the guy says "you should have brought a truck that won't fit" and you slide her in and pick up a 27" TV a couple shovels 2 ciment blocks he was also giving away and on your way home you stop and do $200 worth of groceries and you're still not full...
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 10:36 PM
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when your haulling your camper with a 6.0 diesel Excursion up a hill and your passing others, still building up speed and still in 5th gear.ha ha ha
 
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Old Jul 13, 2012 | 10:44 PM
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When it takes all afternoon and a step ladder to wash, clay bar, polish, and wax just the roof on your vehicle, you might drive an excursion.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2012 | 09:12 PM
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After today, I can vouch for that!
 
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Old Jul 16, 2012 | 03:37 AM
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When you look eye to eye at the bus driver next to you and smile.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2012 | 08:31 AM
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When you stop at "that place to eat" because there is another excursion there.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2012 | 04:36 PM
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When you stop at "that place to eat" because there is another excursion there.
done that so many times and always park next to it
 
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Old Jul 16, 2012 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tims01
done that so many times and always park next to it
Me too, they not only see my truck, but heard it coming, and now have questions about mods
 
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Old Jul 16, 2012 | 08:49 PM
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Last one I parked next to the couple didn't even glance when they left. Just loaded up their 6 kids and left. lol
 
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