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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 12:58 AM
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Alzheimer's for you and #100 for me
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 01:00 AM
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NO MORE RE-POST! DAMN, we get it!
Lol.............. it's for the newcomers.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 01:06 AM
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when you align the front of your truck with the SUV next to you at Walmart and realize once you get out that he's within his yellow line but your rear end is halfway into the spot behind you
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 01:36 AM
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After a few weeks of riding in it it just becommes second nature and safe. Anything else you just feel "naked" in.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 02:46 AM
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when you drive a expedition it feels like a slot car.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 08:10 AM
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When you forget about that trailer behind you.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 10:48 AM
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.....when the people behind you have no clue the light turned green a couple minutes ago
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 11:14 AM
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When a Corvette kid hits from behind and nothing to see in the mirrors .

Just happened to me yesterday and I thought that a mechanical problem happened.

damn I love my Big X

Now am thinking to get a F650 XUV
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 03:32 PM
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That awkward moment when you happen to park next to one of those little Yukons.

 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bigwhitetruck01
That awkward moment when you happen to park next to one of those little Yukons.


That right there sums it up
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 04:00 PM
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That awkward moment when you happen to park next to one of those little Yukons.

It's not nearly as awkward once you realize that you just parked next to a "girl's truck".
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 04:33 PM
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.....when the people behind you have no clue the light turned green a couple minutes ago
I like that one, I'll have to try that next time there is a Prius behind me!
 
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Old Dec 1, 2012 | 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BassFantasizer
It's not nearly as awkward once you realize that you just parked next to a "girl's truck".

Ouch! BURN!

Man, the truth hurts.
 
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Old Dec 2, 2012 | 12:42 AM
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When you're driving by yourself in the Ex, you glance in the back & say to yourself, "holy f@#! this is one hell of a truck"! I love my Ex, told the wife to bury me inside the modern marvel
 
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Old Dec 2, 2012 | 12:51 AM
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When you're driving along the interstate; you spot a tiny Suburban cruising along, you have the sudden urge & natural instinct to leave em' in your rear view just for the sake of doing so. For you are at the command of the greatest SUV ever conceived
 
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