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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 04:17 PM
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You know when you drive a excursion when your nieghbors invite you to go to the dunes with them so you can tow their trailer and some their friends while they pay for your gas. yep i get to go play in the dunes on someone else's dime this weekend
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 04:36 PM
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you konw your driving a 7.3 ex when the girl at the drive thru a donkin doughnuts says what??? three times while your ordering coffee
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 08:11 PM
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When you see an owner of an X and you're able to talk forever about your X's.
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by OutlawNomad
You know you drive an Excursion when your not worried if your wife throws you out. You always have a place to sleep. You just have to decide 2nd row or 3rd row?
man there is a whole cargo area back there that sleeps pretty good if i do say so myself!! i actually don't have a 3rd row seat (yet) so we put the second row down and put a queen air matress in there and slept like babies man!! that was on a camping trip...... beat the heck out of fighting with a tent!!
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 09:19 PM
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When a SMART car trys to cut you off going into the toll lane, then rides your *** with dirty looks on the on-ramp, and then trys to pass you merging onto the hwy, but can't because that "thing" doesn't have enough juice, then pinning him in the slow lane for 5 miles.

AND YOU SMILE THE WHOLE TIME!
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TeamMudd
man there is a whole cargo area back there that sleeps pretty good if i do say so myself!! i actually don't have a 3rd row seat (yet) so we put the second row down and put a queen air matress in there and slept like babies man!! that was on a camping trip...... beat the heck out of fighting with a tent!!
Yep. When I go out with the Scouts I sleep in the "covered wagon".
 
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Old Apr 8, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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when you **** off a police officer because you didnt see his lights because he was to close to you.
 
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Old Apr 9, 2010 | 03:06 AM
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When ya load up seven of your buddies and go out country cruising come acrost a 5 ton limit bridge and have to turn around. ha ha been there.
 
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Old Apr 9, 2010 | 03:10 AM
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Old Apr 13, 2010 | 12:04 PM
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You know you drive an Excursion V10 when you can slap one of these on the back:
If anyone is getting these made or knows where to get one I'll definatly buy one
 
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Old Apr 13, 2010 | 02:04 PM
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You know you drive an Excursion when your family always plans on getting to family get togethers before you so there is enough room to park their "suv"s.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2010 | 03:18 PM
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When the hippies give you dirty looks, the women look confused, and the men give a half smile.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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You know you drive an Excursion when you are sitting there doing your rear brakes and realize that your rotors are bigger than a Honda Insights wheels!!!
 
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Old Oct 15, 2011 | 01:39 AM
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you know your driving a diesle excursion when your friend asks to borrow your rig for his enclosed trailer motorcycle towing company cause his truck is in the shop and its a ram :P









































plus shameless old thread Resurrection
 
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Old Oct 15, 2011 | 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by hwybee22
When you see an owner of an X and you're able to talk forever about your X's.

The few other X's I see on the road the drivers don't even seem to notice me in mine.
 
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