You know when you drive a excursion when your nieghbors invite you to go to the dunes with them so you can tow their trailer and some their friends while they pay for your gas. yep i get to go play in the dunes on someone else's dime this weekend

 

you konw your driving a 7.3 ex when the girl at the drive thru a donkin doughnuts says what??? three times while your ordering coffee

 

When you see an owner of an X and you're able to talk forever about your X's.

 

man there is a whole cargo area back there that sleeps pretty good if i do say so myself!! i actually don't have a 3rd row seat (yet) so we put the second row down and put a queen air matress in there and slept like babies man!! that was on a camping trip...... beat the heck out of fighting with a tent!!

 

When a SMART car trys to cut you off going into the toll lane, then rides your *** with dirty looks on the on-ramp, and then trys to pass you merging onto the hwy, but can't because that "thing" doesn't have enough juice, then pinning him in the slow lane for 5 miles.

AND YOU SMILE THE WHOLE TIME!

 

Yep. When I go out with the Scouts I sleep in the "covered wagon".

 

when you **** off a police officer because you didnt see his lights because he was to close to you.

 

When ya load up seven of your buddies and go out country cruising come acrost a 5 ton limit bridge and have to turn around. ha ha been there.

 

when the statement "DAM this thing is huge" is starting to wear on you
when your friends call it "the bus" and not the short bus
when you actually have a purpose for having running boards on your truck

 

If anyone is getting these made or knows where to get one I'll definatly buy one

 

You know you drive an Excursion when your family always plans on getting to family get togethers before you so there is enough room to park their "suv"s.

 

When the hippies give you dirty looks, the women look confused, and the men give a half smile.

 

You know you drive an Excursion when you are sitting there doing your rear brakes and realize that your rotors are bigger than a Honda Insights wheels!!!

 

you know your driving a diesle excursion when your friend asks to borrow your rig for his enclosed trailer motorcycle towing company cause his truck is in the shop and its a ram :P









































plus shameless old thread Resurrection

 

The few other X's I see on the road the drivers don't even seem to notice me in mine.