you know you drive an Excursion when.....
Junior User
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When you're catching up with your brother in law cause you haven't seen eachother in 6+ months and you are telling him you bought an ex........ He asks what size v-8 it's got in it......you say 6.8 V-10.......... His mouth drops as he says (verbatim) "THEY MAKE THOSE?????"
Lol, that really just happened.
Lol, that really just happened.
Lead Driver
Joined: Oct 2010
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From: Ouray, CO
The 3 guys loading lumber into/onto their short-bed pickup at
Home Depot stop and stare in amazement as you slide in 4x8 sheets
of plywood AND 10' long lumber and then CLOSE the doors and drive away
- IN THE RAIN.
Priceless.
Home Depot stop and stare in amazement as you slide in 4x8 sheets
of plywood AND 10' long lumber and then CLOSE the doors and drive away
- IN THE RAIN.
Priceless.
Lead Driver
Joined: Nov 2007
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Nice......
TreadLightly
Joined: Oct 2006
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From: SE Missouri
That right there says it all. LOL
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Joined: Mar 2009
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From: Westby, MT
When the man riding around with his wife in their pruis gives you a respectful head nod and when getting kicked out of the house isn't so bad because you got seats in your vehicle that more comfortable than anything in your house and a dvd player
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sometimes i do this stuff just to watch the faces of people..... or i like it when they ask me "how much it cost to put that motor in there" when they see my badges in the side
T444E, VT365,MaxxForce, International Domed Label, 7.3L, 6.4L and 6.0L badge
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Mountain Pass
Joined: Mar 2004
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From: Lago Vista, TX
I'm a newbie, but will have to go back through this thread...
My contribution:
You know you drive an excursion when you can fit 3 people and a full size side by side refrigerator inside.
Visiting family last weekend and they had an extra fridge for our garage, uhaul was out of open top trailers so we decided to give it a shot. It almost fit without folding down half the second row.
My contribution:
You know you drive an excursion when you can fit 3 people and a full size side by side refrigerator inside.
Visiting family last weekend and they had an extra fridge for our garage, uhaul was out of open top trailers so we decided to give it a shot. It almost fit without folding down half the second row.
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Joined: Sep 2003
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From: Houston, Texas
You know you drive and Excursion when it's pissing down rain, the road is flooded, and you don't worry about getting anywhere you need to...
You know you drive and Excursion when the road is flooded, everybody is stopped, and you kindly excuse yourself as you drive through the water without a problem...
You know you drive and Excursion when the road is flooded, everybody is stopped, and you kindly excuse yourself as you drive through the water without a problem...
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Joined: May 2012
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From: Fort Rucker, AL
You know you drive and Excursion when the road is flooded, everybody is stopped, and you kindly excuse yourself as you drive through the water without a problem...[/quote]
HAHA, had that exact thing happen 2 days ago. County had blocked off the road because of the storm, people moved the blocks, went in the water, realized they couldnt make it and I just drove by
HAHA, had that exact thing happen 2 days ago. County had blocked off the road because of the storm, people moved the blocks, went in the water, realized they couldnt make it and I just drove by
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From: Morgantown, WV
When I can get a reliable vehicle that can seat at least 8 passengers (and belongings) without being packed in like sardines, is as safe in an accident, can tow 10-15k# and gets 50+ mpg, I might consider it.
Cross-Country
Joined: May 2006
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From: Gainesville, GA
Lol, some local hippy group that looks like they haven't showered in 3 weeks, the kicker was they were passing these flyers out in an old Cutlass that could have crop dusted 5 acres! lol