you know you drive an Excursion when.....
Post Fiend
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From: Mt. Shasta California
You know you are in an ex when the hippies flip you the bird, and women look at you like you are crazy.
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Bleed Ford Blue
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From: Anchorage Alaska
i first have to turn down my 15" sub then i yell at the top of my lungs to anyone in the 3rd row...and i hear the echo a few mins later
and you just laugh 
and don't even bother to look at him 
Lead Driver
Joined: Oct 2010
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From: Ouray, CO
They wish they had an Excursion!
I saw a new/rental convertible mustang on the hi-way last week,
4 people inside they were going to the airport (I hope)....
The 2 passengers in the rear seat each had a bit suitcase on their lap!
and couldn't see a thing the suitcases were above their heads.
They were hugging the suitcases perhaps to keep out of the wind?
I honked & waved as I drove by!
4 people inside they were going to the airport (I hope)....
The 2 passengers in the rear seat each had a bit suitcase on their lap!
and couldn't see a thing the suitcases were above their heads.
They were hugging the suitcases perhaps to keep out of the wind?
I honked & waved as I drove by!
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Oct 2010
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From: Milwaukee, WI
Ha ha ha ha! The wife's Mustang rear seat was great for capturing and holding all sorts of kid dreck back there...goldfish grindings, chocolate meltings, candy wrappers, etc. Like a black hole not really meant to be sat in by an adult. I feel sorry for those adults...I'da honked and waived too.
You know you drive an Excursion when you volunteer as designated driver for your wife and her 6 friends so they can go do the Dirty Girl Mud Run which includes free cosmos afterward.
You know you drive an Excursion when you volunteer as designated driver for your wife and her 6 friends so they can go do the Dirty Girl Mud Run which includes free cosmos afterward.
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: Siesta Key, FL
...when you pull into a parking lot and just head to the back row because you already know how this adventure is going to end.
...when your wife says it's just not easy to drive; until her and her friends and all the kids want to go somewhere together.
...when someone says parking garage and you ask for other alternatives.
...(for the diesel owners), when you pull into the drive-thru and the voice in the speaker says, "I can't hear you over your engine...can you shut it off?"
...when you can look over eye-to-eye with the driver of the Peterbilt in the right lane.
...when "I didn't see you coming" isn't a viable excuse in a traffic accident.
...when your wife says it's just not easy to drive; until her and her friends and all the kids want to go somewhere together.
...when someone says parking garage and you ask for other alternatives.
...(for the diesel owners), when you pull into the drive-thru and the voice in the speaker says, "I can't hear you over your engine...can you shut it off?"
...when you can look over eye-to-eye with the driver of the Peterbilt in the right lane.
...when "I didn't see you coming" isn't a viable excuse in a traffic accident.
