Ok OK OK. The desk was 8 feet long. 
you know you drive an Excursion when.....
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From: UT.Slc
When, you are asked if your Mormon, you say no, then they ask why you own a vehicle that big.
Also when you don't think it is very funny after countless times you hear your friends say Oh cool you brought the MAV! And even though you know what it means they tell you " mormon assult vehicle" and laugh like it was the first time anyone ever said it.
When, you are in a fight with the Mrs, but as soon as she gets in the X she winks at you and forgets all about the fight!
When, you are tired of people telling you to get rid of it cause of gas prices.
Also when you don't think it is very funny after countless times you hear your friends say Oh cool you brought the MAV! And even though you know what it means they tell you " mormon assult vehicle" and laugh like it was the first time anyone ever said it.
When, you are in a fight with the Mrs, but as soon as she gets in the X she winks at you and forgets all about the fight!
When, you are tired of people telling you to get rid of it cause of gas prices.
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From: Stevens Point, WI
I have to clarify since looking at other doing an actual regulated return.
My return uses nitrous jets to "regulate" the return fuel. Not an actual FPR. So I guess you could say I use a jetted return.
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When you pull up and see a "7'-6" maximum clearance" sign and tell your buddy.....That ain't gonna work! He says, "Are you freaking serious"?
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From: LBC
lol ! yup....i need a Drive thru that is 8'-8" clearance to clear.
You'll shoot your eye out
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From: San Antonio, TX
I have no idea what that's like, I only jump on here once a week or so...
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From: Olathe
You know that are dreaming of getting an Excursion when you hop into a new 2011 Chevy Suburban 2500 4x4 and think "This is a bit small, way too low to the ground, and the wheels are too big to have any side wall on tires."