you know you drive an Excursion when.....
Fleet Mechanic
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From: Eastern PA
It's only a matter of time until we're all driving diesels though... There's nothing to upgrade to until ford gets their head out of their ***, and the gassers won't last forever. So get them now while they're plentiful!
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Cargo Master
Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Mount Royal, NJ
We don't selfserve our gas in NJ. State mandate that attendants do it.
When you get gas, go into the convienience store while filling, order hoagies, ATM, go to the bathroom, check out, return to the truck, and it is still filling.
Or: when the person behind you in line to get gas get really irate at how long it is taking you and starts to complain. Priceless.
When you get gas, go into the convienience store while filling, order hoagies, ATM, go to the bathroom, check out, return to the truck, and it is still filling.
Or: when the person behind you in line to get gas get really irate at how long it is taking you and starts to complain. Priceless.
Laughing Gas
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Colorado
We don't selfserve our gas in NJ. State mandate that attendants do it.
When you get gas, go into the convienience store while filling, order hoagies, ATM, go to the bathroom, check out, return to the truck, and it is still filling.
Or: when the person behind you in line to get gas get really irate at how long it is taking you and starts to complain. Priceless.
When you get gas, go into the convienience store while filling, order hoagies, ATM, go to the bathroom, check out, return to the truck, and it is still filling.
Or: when the person behind you in line to get gas get really irate at how long it is taking you and starts to complain. Priceless.
Ok so the gas station attendant is smarter that the average resident of NJ. saw a segment on CNN when gas prices were sky hi asking NJ why the would not let people pump their own gas...
Elder User
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You know you are driving a V-10 Excursion (when towing a heavy load)...
1) when you are "pulling" those long Interstate up-hill grades in the mountain west, and some hairy hippies in a VW mini-van wave at you as THEY pass YOU...
2) when you pull into a fast food joint and absolutely NO ONE cares or even NOTICES that you decided to leave your engine idling.....
3) when you go into an AUTO ZONE or NAPA to buy some oil for an oil change, and the kid behind the check-out counter starts arguing that you need more than TWICE the oil then the five quarts you are buying.....
1) when you are "pulling" those long Interstate up-hill grades in the mountain west, and some hairy hippies in a VW mini-van wave at you as THEY pass YOU...
2) when you pull into a fast food joint and absolutely NO ONE cares or even NOTICES that you decided to leave your engine idling.....
3) when you go into an AUTO ZONE or NAPA to buy some oil for an oil change, and the kid behind the check-out counter starts arguing that you need more than TWICE the oil then the five quarts you are buying.....
Elder User
Joined: Feb 2006
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You know you are driving a V-10 Excursion (when towing a heavy load)...
1) when you are "pulling" those long Interstate up-hill grades in the mountain west, and some hairy hippies in a VW mini-van wave at you as THEY pass YOU...
2) when you pull into a fast food joint and absolutely NO ONE cares or even NOTICES that you decided to leave your engine idling.....
3) when you go into an AUTO ZONE or NAPA to buy some oil for an oil change, and the kid behind the check-out counter starts arguing that you need more than TWICE the oil then the five quarts you are buying.....
1) when you are "pulling" those long Interstate up-hill grades in the mountain west, and some hairy hippies in a VW mini-van wave at you as THEY pass YOU...
2) when you pull into a fast food joint and absolutely NO ONE cares or even NOTICES that you decided to leave your engine idling.....
3) when you go into an AUTO ZONE or NAPA to buy some oil for an oil change, and the kid behind the check-out counter starts arguing that you need more than TWICE the oil then the five quarts you are buying.....
