you know you drive an Excursion when.....
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Joined: Oct 2006
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From: Bremerton, Wa.
When you pull up next to a riceburner with the window open and the boom box blaring, punch 80 econ on your DP Tuner and rap up that 7.3L PSD and four inch pipe next to his window and all of a sudden all you can hear is "cough,cough" ..
Or,when you hear the cute little soccer mom in the suburban next to you say,"dear,his is bigger than yours."
Actually,I like Suburbans,but the my "EX" has a bit more endurance,uses less fuel per mile and more interior room..
Or,when you hear the cute little soccer mom in the suburban next to you say,"dear,his is bigger than yours."
Actually,I like Suburbans,but the my "EX" has a bit more endurance,uses less fuel per mile and more interior room..
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Sep 2002
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From: Greensboro, NC
When you go on a trek across NC to visit family at way too many locations - 4 people + luggage + christmas gifts + big cooler and you still have room when you stop at the hardware store to buy that hydraulic press. Even the guy at the store just kinda stared....
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From: Belton
You know you drive an Excursion When:
You keep looking out your bedroom window at it to make sure its safe
When 2008 F350 Duallies look at yours and put there thumb up and smile
When you know any travel trailer you put behind can be towed
When you would rather get 10 mpg then get 35 in a prius
When your boss tells you wow this thing is huge
You keep looking out your bedroom window at it to make sure its safe
When 2008 F350 Duallies look at yours and put there thumb up and smile
When you know any travel trailer you put behind can be towed
When you would rather get 10 mpg then get 35 in a prius
When your boss tells you wow this thing is huge
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Joined: Jul 2009
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From: Belton
You know you drive an Excursion When:
You think wow ford was so stupid not to keep making this beast
When people call it an urban assault vehicle and it makes you proud
When people say "I want your truck"
You think wow ford was so stupid not to keep making this beast
When people call it an urban assault vehicle and it makes you proud
When people say "I want your truck"
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: Winston-Salem, NC
Please tell. I have actually seen this done with super-duty tow trucks in the NC mountains during snow storms. I don't know how they did it, but they did.
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Joined: Feb 2008
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From: Cleveland TN
You know you drive an X when.........
You jump in your wifes' 08 Expy EL and think your in a car.......
You jump in your Dads' F150 and it feels like a Ranger..........
You put your sisters' 3 kids and your 3 kids in the X, and no one complains about being "too close to me"............(4 Hour Trip)
You can pull into a rest area with your 21 foot Bass Boat in tow, and pull into the Semi Parking and not get stared at.............
Got to love it.....
You jump in your Dads' F150 and it feels like a Ranger..........
You put your sisters' 3 kids and your 3 kids in the X, and no one complains about being "too close to me"............(4 Hour Trip)
You can pull into a rest area with your 21 foot Bass Boat in tow, and pull into the Semi Parking and not get stared at.............
Got to love it.....
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 315
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From: SW Louisiana
I usually go really slow through the garages, windows down, and looking up at the roof to make sure I don't smack the top and people just watch in amazement!
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Joined: Dec 2005
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From: Oro Valley, Arizona
You know you drive an X when.........
Seven of your co-workers look at you to drive when it is time to go to lunch... and then they want you to put a DVD on.
You then look back and they are all comfortable.
Seven of your co-workers look at you to drive when it is time to go to lunch... and then they want you to put a DVD on.
You then look back and they are all comfortable.