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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 09:37 PM
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^ cuts Sister's unwashed shirts into face masks, personally uses them every day.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:01 PM
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^invents 1000#'s Cheesy Sisters Pandemic Masks (their the quad x size)
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:23 AM
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Ties masks together & makes hot air balloon, sisters blow it up & he floats it over the city as 1000lb. Sisters advertising
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:28 AM
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^needs Diarrhea & Pepto Bismol to join me on the flights.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:44 AM
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^ flies like a maniac, clips electric lines & cuts off power to 10,000 homes.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 03:19 PM
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^is using the bounce back method for an opportunity to re-orientate hisself
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 05:10 PM
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^ bounced back up, couldn't control the balloon, Air Force scrambled fighter jets to shoot him out of the air.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 07:37 PM
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^is declared by AF pilots an unnecessary 1000# of Sisters ORANGE flying object
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:25 PM
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^ Pepto wore off and he had to hang over the side of the basket and unleash toxic deuce. Falls into traffic on I-5 and causes super smelly multi car pile-up. Hitchhiker injured by stray peanut traveling at terminal velocity.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:46 PM
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^wrote the Pepto Epitaph for 1000# of sisters Peanuts
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:49 PM
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^ Pepto wore off and he had to hang over the side of the basket and unleash toxic deuce. Falls into traffic on I-5 and causes super smelly multi car pile-up. Hitchhiker injured by stray peanut traveling at terminal velocity.

^Yeah P.T got #1001 !
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:00 PM
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^ lost it all, had to go back to school. On the short bus.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:06 PM
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^ Sits in the back of the short bus and drinks Natty Daddies all the way to the pole dancing class.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:13 PM
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^ sits in front row when 1000# sisters pole dance and hands out Franklins.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:18 PM
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^ Went MIA after lap dance from 1000# sisters. Thankfully someone saw sisters walking back to dressing room and realized he was stuck in 4' long vertical rear crevasse. 3 people pulled him to safety but hurled because of the smell.
 
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