A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^Hires a Man Servant to braid Wigs out of Sweet grass to wear to the sports bars on Fri.-Sat. nights ! Man Servant drives him there but doesn't come back until Sunday night 1 Am. He is a mess, mugged, robbed and Raped ! Repeat ! 
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^ Goes home w / Thunderbird secured @ Costco, along with the case of Cheetos and Out of date Slim Jims w/ Macho Man Randy Savage on the boxes. Also scores the life-size cutout of the Macho Man for decoration at the hobo camp. On the way back to camp checks unaccompanied clothes dryers at laundromats for replacement underwear. Snags a couple pair of t-backs and one pair of whitey tighties w/ no elastic in legs. Gets back to hobo camp & models new drawers. Camp-mates are repulsed at the image they are presented. They hold him down and drip candle wax on his derrière to remove the copious amounts of underbrush. Has to sit in a #3 washtub of salt water to heal it.
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^ reaches climax with the lady of the night wearing Blue Bibbed Coveralls with Copper Rivets with a Lego black leather belt in his Laced up CAMO Hiking Boots. Orders guide Shirts and Jeans from Cabela's but back ordered until 2025. Sits out of work waiting Delivery.
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^^ Had a relaxing evening w/ friend purportedly to be of the opposite sex just laying around hobo camp. First thing they did was wax "her" sideburns and moustache. They are on a two week rotation: sideburns & 'stache on the 1st & 15th & armpits & toes/knuckles on the 7th & 21st. Nether regions are weekly. Last time they waited a month for that he had to embed a clevis in the wax, secure subject to the 6 x 6 upright on the lean-to covering the port-o-lets, hook a tow strap to it, and ****** it out with the zero turn. It was a traumatic experience to say the least. The camp dog saw the mass that was removed being towed around the compound and thought it was a mangy hedgehog with an afro and commenced to attacking it. Unfortunately he bit into it and promptly suffered a cracked canine tooth from biting on the clevis. Now the camp dog matches everyone else in that he is missing at least one front tooth.
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^ collected dung beetles but decided to downsize & throw out the beetles. Has a curio cabinet full of beetle dung along with multi animal deficate. His prized possession. Even uses a heat lamp to keep the aroma going.
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^^ Woke up this AM & put his mate's dentures in. Didn't realize it until he smiled and had a gold grill. Then realized the fit was off. Spent the rest of the day being silent & looking like something off "Planet of the Apes" with his ill fitting dentures. Should have noticed they weren't his from the jump due to the 2nd hand residual flavor being bar-b-q pork rinds instead of Cheetos.
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^. Took his F150 to Hurricane Car wash. Ended up sideways in the middle being drenched with pink. After drug & alcohol tests is released 48 hours later his Doc shows up with a lawyer. Swore innocence of a gay pink shower escapade !
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Since the original word is now obscure we're free to insert or ponder our preferred shaped cookie cutters I'm guessing? 
My mind is reeling from the possibilities..........................
My mind is reeling from the possibilities..........................