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^is a Frolicker hisself & takes 1100# of Sisters to Water Ballet Classes & practices all the Classic Movie Routines wid them. U just can't imagine how fast them girls add #'s
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^ Time traveled back into the 70's and brought back some psychedelics he used to do with Charles Manson back in the day. Hooks sisters up with some blotter acid (he prefers the microdots) and retreats to rubber room & jello tub for the trip. Wears scuba gear in case he ends up on the bottom of the pile.
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^ Emerges from vintage LSD induced trip 3 days later, naked and disoriented. Finds sisters have already left. Shocked when he looks in the mirror and discovers he is lime green with red, yellow, purple, and blue splotches. Apparently someone had poured Skittles into the jello they were tripping in. Puts on his favorite tie dye shirt and drives around looking for sisters. Finds them at the local Waffle House & offers to pay their tab is they'll return home with him. They agree and he is shocked when he finds out the bill is $232.08.
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^ Emerges from vintage LSD induced trip 3 days later, naked and disoriented. Finds sisters have already left. Shocked whe nhe looks in the mirror and discovers he is lime green with red, yellow, purple, and blue splotches. Apparently someone had poured Skittles into the jello they were tripping in. Puts on his favorite tie dye shirt and drives around looking for sisters. Finds the m at the local Waffle House & offers to pay their tab is they'll return home with him. They agree and he is shocked when he finds out the bill is $232.08.
Probably from firsthand experience.
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^ Remembers only patches of it. Recollects bits & pieces watching old 8mm films & looking at faded Polaroids. Saw Charles Manson documentary and recognized a few faces and jarred his memory. Thinks sisters are a newer version of Susan Atkins & Squeaky Fromme.
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^knows if 1100#'s of sisters had been there it would have been a different ending, Manson at the bottom of the Pool Face down tied to a boat anchor. LSD would have run out long before Charly's demise !