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^ Picked his nose & dug out a winner. Let it harden in the sun then posted it online as a meteorite. Went to the highest bidder & spent his winnings on baby oil.
^ LOL Matt
^ Suffered adverse effects of brain cell removal stemming from digging too deep. Left eye twitched & couldn't stop drooling. Had to go last for Communion.
^ Was wore out from long week of too much sister activity. Creative juices, as well as all other juices drained. Recharged Saturday enabling re-engagement of internet safe depravity.
^ Survives soiling and sister's attention. Decides to clean up so goes to public pool and dives in. Brown cloud erupts, panic ensues, haz-mat called in. Little kid tries to eat floating peanuts. Arrested for misdemeanor public pollution. Released to Sister's 4 hours later.
^ Swears off peanuts after this ordeal, sisters give him much needed attention. Contemplating getting his own pool on his property, Trying to find a used water tank big enough for himself and the sisters.
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.