A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ wrote the 1st three legged thesis on Bathroom etiquette and obviously one of the 1100# sisters had to stand on one foot with one foot way up in the air for balancing act. 
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^ Thoerizes that the result of sisters' cheek pressure towards the center will result in ribbon-like droppings instead of traditional submarine shaped ones. Sets Go-Pro up for research purposes and posts resulting videos on You Tube. Goes viral in 30 seconds.
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^misses what happens when 1100# of sisters stand with one foot way up in the air balanced for some period of time just to prove Einstein correct on theory of Gravity ! U know ! (u r screwed )
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^buys 1100# of sisters their first snow cones , they wash his face!
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^ Face washing turns into something way more involved that causes sisters to start lactating. By-product spills out onto the sidewalk attracting every cat for 9 miles.
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^tells us he likes to plan an attack fornicating Cats rights ! 1000# of brothers look at each other and pop some more tabs ! 1100# of sisters stomp their feet and raise the other foot nose high off the ground and hop some ! JHC the smell, the smell ! 
