A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
Jun 29, 2020 | 08:18 PM
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^follows the same 18 wheeler across town every afternoon after work. Thinks the guys wife is hitting on him. But she is a driver just making 35 hours, 11 at a time!
Jun 29, 2020 | 09:07 PM
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From: Central Ky.
^ keeps his Christmas lights on year round. Plays santa with red velvet short shorts.
Jun 29, 2020 | 09:33 PM
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^ puts Christmas lights on his family tree. Only has one branch.
Jun 29, 2020 | 09:59 PM
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From: Jacksonville
^ Played Mall Santa at truck stop. Kept paying the lot lizards to sit in his lap. Stuck pages.
Jun 29, 2020 | 11:08 PM
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Fleet Owner
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^puts that white creamy stuff on his elbows so he can crawl on them under barbed wire fence to get a peak at Teddy's escapades
Jun 30, 2020 | 01:28 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ watches Brady Bunch reruns while making figurines out of play doh.
Jun 30, 2020 | 07:30 AM
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From: Jacksonville
^ Gets in fist fight in rest area on interstate after flipping a booger on 'roid guy's BMW. Tried to say it was bug splatter but 'roid guy wasn't hearing it.
Jun 30, 2020 | 07:57 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ flicks boogers on the inside of his windshield.
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Jun 30, 2020 | 07:59 AM
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^ Drives BMW when he thinks nobody is looking
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:00 AM
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From: Jacksonville
^ Hopes it's winter so he can explain away green "icicles" on the inside of his windshield to Wifey.
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:09 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ waxes his nether regions to wear his mankini properly.
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:12 AM
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From: Jacksonville
^ Traded mankini for banana hammock. Spotted on Florida beach with said banana hammock sporting ankle monitor.
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:18 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ takes pictures of dudes in mankinis & bananahammocks & hangs them on his livingroom wall.
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:43 AM
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From: Jacksonville
^ Creates a collage of disgusting grape-hugging garments of all types. Hangs them in garage and charges his friends a six pack admission to view.
Jun 30, 2020 | 08:52 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ lights his farts on fire during family gatherings.
