A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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A Mr. Goodbar can make a day much more enjoyable along about 5 pm.
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Sure a left of what's in it bag of Cheetos works too!
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Snowball just said Tom aNd Jerry is on the tube!
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Sure a left of what's in it bag of Cheetos works too!
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Snowball just said Tom aNd Jerry is on the tube!
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I watched the Barkley video, squats 600 lbs.
Wonder if the 2 big guys spotting just laugh when Barkley tires and sits down?
Do they get a Hernia lifting 600 lbs. off of his crushed and broken Carcass?
Wonder if the 2 big guys spotting just laugh when Barkley tires and sits down?
Do they get a Hernia lifting 600 lbs. off of his crushed and broken Carcass?
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The Homeless guy suffering from dementia and old age finds the Van running and parked at the Street.
With little hesitation he gets in and remembers to drive off to the Art Museum.
However, after pulling the crime, getting in and out and past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away
when The Van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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With little hesitation he gets in and remembers to drive off to the Art Museum.
However, after pulling the crime, getting in and out and past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away
when The Van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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They keep saying, " you want to pay for it?" I say, "it won't read the chip or scan the card strip."
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They reset everything and say, "Now."
I say, "does this mean I don't have to pay for it?"
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They say, "It reminds me of the guy sitting at the longest red light, shortest turn light, in the Territory!"
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I say, "thank you for your co-operation!"
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The guy honks at me as I turn my Full Sized XLT into the Metro-Mart. He is still sitting at that Red Light.
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I goes home, it's 5:30 pm. Its pop the cap on a Big Red, I'm swilling with a big smile now. That guy is still sitting at that red light.
There is a UPS store on that corner, AT&T and Sam's. I don't give em my business!
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THE DJ's. JUST CONFIRM A STUDY & THE INTERNET IS DEPRESSING.
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They reset everything and say, "Now."
I say, "does this mean I don't have to pay for it?"
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They say, "It reminds me of the guy sitting at the longest red light, shortest turn light, in the Territory!"
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I say, "thank you for your co-operation!"
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The guy honks at me as I turn my Full Sized XLT into the Metro-Mart. He is still sitting at that Red Light.
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I goes home, it's 5:30 pm. Its pop the cap on a Big Red, I'm swilling with a big smile now. That guy is still sitting at that red light.
There is a UPS store on that corner, AT&T and Sam's. I don't give em my business!
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THE DJ's. JUST CONFIRM A STUDY & THE INTERNET IS DEPRESSING.
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On April 1, 1977 the British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page "special report" about San Serriffe,
a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semi-colon-shaped islands. A series of articles
described the geography and culture of this obscure nation.
The report generated a huge response. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information
about the idyllic holiday spot. However, San Serriffe did not actually exist.
The report was an elaborate April Fool's Day joke — one with a typographical twist, since numerous details about
the island (such as its name) alluded to printer's terminology.
The success of this hoax is widely credited with inspiring the British media's enthusiasm for April Foolery in subsequent years.
a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semi-colon-shaped islands. A series of articles
described the geography and culture of this obscure nation.
The report generated a huge response. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information
about the idyllic holiday spot. However, San Serriffe did not actually exist.
The report was an elaborate April Fool's Day joke — one with a typographical twist, since numerous details about
the island (such as its name) alluded to printer's terminology.
The success of this hoax is widely credited with inspiring the British media's enthusiasm for April Foolery in subsequent years.
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The team walked down to Walter's Bar with Samuel Morse in tow.
When they entered the bar, Morse was disgusted, explaining that
he's a teetotaler who had not drank a drop of alcohol in his life.
No matter how they insisted, he simply refused to even try a drink.
Running out of ideas, the rest of the team went with Morse back to the lab.
Joe stayed behind to apologize to his friend about the angry reaction
That Samuel Morse had made.
"I just don't see what his problem was. Morse just wasn't having any at all."
Walter poured himself a drink, and took a long sip before replying to Joe:
"You know what they say; you can take Morse to Walter's, but you can't make him drink."
When they entered the bar, Morse was disgusted, explaining that
he's a teetotaler who had not drank a drop of alcohol in his life.
No matter how they insisted, he simply refused to even try a drink.
Running out of ideas, the rest of the team went with Morse back to the lab.
Joe stayed behind to apologize to his friend about the angry reaction
That Samuel Morse had made.
"I just don't see what his problem was. Morse just wasn't having any at all."
Walter poured himself a drink, and took a long sip before replying to Joe:
"You know what they say; you can take Morse to Walter's, but you can't make him drink."