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^Clam's up and only responds to his lil woman Pinching M somewhere unmentionable on a Family Friendly Forum cause the future of Human Survival depends on M being Family Friendly 24/7's and not constantly being a F/n Ditz about every thing not going is way !
^ Aliens came to abduct him but he wouldn't go without the 1000lb. Sisters, they couldn't lift the whole bunch up to the ship so they left them at a local Wal Mart.
^ Posted up in the magazine section of local Wal Mart reading Auto Trader. Sisters strolled by and crop dusted him causing an unexpected erotic reaction on the spot. Thankful he was wearing black shorts.
^ Organic crop duster threw a drop-mechanized-roller-engager bearing and dumped contents in the floorboard of his purple PT Cruiser. Sadness overtook him and he was tazered by the police in the Wal Mart parking lot sucking his thumb in the fetal position while humming the theme song to "Barney" (purple dionsaur thing)
^ Watched this unfold while at Wal Mart sight seeing & picking up vegetable oil, creamed corn, and okra for the sisters. Trying to pick up a new walmartian to join in on the festivities.
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.