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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 01:42 PM
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^ Eats EVERYTHING fried!
If it ain't fried, he's not having it!
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 01:49 PM
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^ Tries fried clam(s) but finds the clams do protest too much.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 03:38 PM
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^Clam's up and only responds to his lil woman Pinching M somewhere unmentionable on a Family Friendly Forum cause the future of Human Survival depends on M being Family Friendly 24/7's and not constantly being a F/n Ditz about every thing not going is way !
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 04:03 PM
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^ easily confused & "hittin the jug" while posting on FTE. & Watching the sisters perform.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 04:18 PM
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^ Has vegetarian bacon for anniversary breakfast & marathon 5 minute love session afterward. Has little woman saying "Hercules, Hercules!"
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 04:44 PM
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^JHC, not thas for Breakfast an what comes after Dinner !
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 11:53 AM
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^ Aliens came to abduct him but he wouldn't go without the 1000lb. Sisters, they couldn't lift the whole bunch up to the ship so they left them at a local Wal Mart.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 12:24 PM
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^ Posted up in the magazine section of local Wal Mart reading Auto Trader. Sisters strolled by and crop dusted him causing an unexpected erotic reaction on the spot. Thankful he was wearing black shorts.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 12:30 PM
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^Uses an Organic Crop Duster (Depends guard bug out bag)
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 12:41 PM
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^ Organic crop duster threw a drop-mechanized-roller-engager bearing and dumped contents in the floorboard of his purple PT Cruiser. Sadness overtook him and he was tazered by the police in the Wal Mart parking lot sucking his thumb in the fetal position while humming the theme song to "Barney" (purple dionsaur thing)
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 03:35 PM
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^ Watched this unfold while at Wal Mart sight seeing & picking up vegetable oil, creamed corn, and okra for the sisters. Trying to pick up a new walmartian to join in on the festivities.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 03:49 PM
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^has the 1000# of sisters on the Cell phone now talking of it
 
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Sitting in his living room with blinds pulled, in his wife beater, meticulously going through his urinal cake collection.
 
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^ He he and he forgot too busy with on the Cell phone !
 
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^ Has sisters on cell phone thankful for blue tooth so he can keep call hands free since they are preoccupied.
 
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