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Old Jul 2, 2020 | 10:08 PM
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^ Spends way too much time on the internet, it burns out his eyes so he's forced to sit & listen repeatedly to the 1000lb. Blue bunny waltz and reminisce.
 
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Old Jul 2, 2020 | 10:21 PM
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^Waltzes back to Teddy’s 1000th post and just stares Sitting n the dark, night blindness at full optical wonders !
 
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Old Jul 3, 2020 | 07:19 AM
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^ likes a whole lot of lovins, showers the sisters with gifts, bon bons, honey buns, bags and bags of Doritos & anything their heart desires.
 
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Old Jul 3, 2020 | 02:09 PM
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^has a 3’ long small aluminum shelf to keep 1000# of Sisters figurines on in his man cave garage.
 
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Old Jul 3, 2020 | 08:13 PM
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^ Has the complete unedited 1000lb. Sisters trilogy on blu ray DVDs and VHS video.
 
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Old Jul 3, 2020 | 08:51 PM
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^has 1000# of sisters planted in China Global tech assn.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 09:00 AM
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^ Since sisters are gone, he decides to hunt for large midgets instead.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 09:16 PM
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^feels he always does the wrong thing guess will-always hear the thing that will think will always be the without thing. Yep always “a bad thing “. But 1000# of sisters haven't given up on him !
 
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 08:47 AM
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^ Shows up at Sisters' pad with Matt for double date w/ sisters. Surprised to find Tiger King and Tickle (from Moonshiners) in the living room with sisters naked and smoking meth. PT and Matt console each other over a case of Nattie Daddies and discover they are actually 16th cousins. Family bonds....
 
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 12:21 PM
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^ Since PT & Matt got there first, he had to wait for seconds, (or 3rds) & graciously waited patiently.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 07:11 PM
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Orders pay per view “1000#’s of sisters 2nd year” Syndicated.
 
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 09:30 PM
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^ Binge watches whole season of Sisters on rubber sheets eating sardines and pickled okra and drinking Nattie Daddies.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 10:27 AM
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^ stirs in Sauerkraut juice with his Natty's , can concentrate better !
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 10:35 AM
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^ Has massive blowout due to caustic culinary combination while binge watching Sisters. Has to go to proctologist and have reducer bushing installed so he can take normal BM's again. Swears off sauerkraut, pickled okra, and sardines for a week.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2020 | 01:39 PM
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^ Recognizes that the only way okra should be served is fried.
 
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