1100 # of Pretzels Sisters were impressed ! They were delivered at his address shortly ! 
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^ Got creative on one of his acid trips and had 1000# sisters sit bare-bottomed on reinforced glass on overhead stand. Paints mural of image on garage door and calls it "Pressed Ham & Cottage Cheese Through the Wrapper". Wins Nobel Peace Prize for artistic interpretation.
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^Reordered his Pretzel pizza cause 1100# of sisters promised that they didn't show & after 2 hours and is starved but has the Natty Pac left to get him thru it. Sisters promise to (come) be there later !
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^ Makes ham & cottage cheese spread and uses damp pretzels to dip it with. Smokes his last $20 bag (do they still exist?) and fades off to the thought of surround sound sisters.
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^ Is listening to Surround Sound Sisters in F-150 driving down PCH near Ventura checking homeless camps for sisters. Spots a mudslide and gets teary-eyed thinking about all the good times spent in the mud pit w/ sisters. Looks in rear view and notices errant nose hair, grabs it and yanks it out causing his eyes to tear up even more. Runs into the back of lonely 72 year old widow who agrees not to call cops if he will agree to some "professional company." Spends rest of afternoon fulfilling his obligation and in the process realizes she was part of the Manson family and they share a lot of mutual acquaintances. Makes new pen pal.
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^Colloquially Correct in his neighborhoods view of things with his inhabited with Bear, pole cat and possum ! 1100# Sisters camp with him in an old school bus there cause the wildlife recognize yellow and red lights.
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^ Caused bears & possums to have a seizure due to the oscillation and gyration of red & yellow school bus lights as bus is wildly in motion with the delightful reunion activities going on inside. Smell emulating from bus is mistakenly identified as polecat but it actually methane expulsions from sisters as they gobble bean burritos and inhale Natty Daddys.
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^ Wrote a new ad jingle for McDonalds featuring background accompaniment of Sisters farting in all 8 octaves, achieved by pressing their derrieres on bullet proof glass and inflating semi truck tube around midsection to appropriate pressure to achieve desired pitch, done to the tune of "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynard Skynard. Still working on the words though.
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