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Jul 31, 2020 | 11:52 AM

#1231

Mattm400

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^ made the best thread ever, anything goes & none of it makes any sense.

Jul 31, 2020 | 11:56 AM

#1232

BassFantasizer

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^ Has apparently been listening to my conversations with my wife!

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:11 PM

#1233

BowtieConvert

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^ Hasn't listened to any conversations since the advent of the blue pill. Let's his actions do the talking. "Shut up and get busy!" is all he hears.

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:17 PM

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^is tongue tied with a silver ring that 1100# of sisters install

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:22 PM

#1235

BassFantasizer

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^ Has a truly frightening obsession with 1100# sisters....

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:28 PM

#1236

Mattm400

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^ gets the obsession with the sisters after he tries a little blue pill. Can't get enough of the mega real estate and pillowy goodness. Changes his username to SisterFantasizer

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:33 PM

#1237

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Originally Posted by Mattm400

^ gets the obsession with the sisters after he tries a little blue pill. Can't get enough of the mega real estate and pillowy goodness. Changes his username to SisterFantasizer

^ Slides off buttery mountain of goodness. Lands on his side, wedged between passed out sisters. Like his motorcycle, kickstand is extended therefore rendering any efforts to roll over unattainable. Hopes sisters don't roll towards him, potentially causing irreparable trauma to kick stand.

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:38 PM

#1238

Papa Tiger

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^Bent his kickstand and installed a spring so he doesn't break it off then orders a 20V crotch massager from Apps a zone !

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Jul 31, 2020 | 12:45 PM

#1239

BowtieConvert

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^ Went through TSA security checkpoint at airport. Kickstand spring sets off alarm. Strip searched by 1000# Brothers. Find 20V crotch massager along with kickstand spring. Thinking it's a bomb, he is detained. Fake news picks up the story and his face is front page. Sues for defamation, pain & suffering.

Jul 31, 2020 | 12:58 PM

#1240

Papa Tiger

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^has introduced the 1000# of brothers to the thread. This could be good or bad when they meet 1100# of sisters !

Jul 31, 2020 | 01:03 PM

#1241

BowtieConvert

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^ Not sure if 1000# brothers are interested in sisters. May have designs on kickstand spring & crotch massager, more specifically what attached to it.

Jul 31, 2020 | 01:10 PM

#1242

Papa Tiger

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^ Not sure if 1000# brothers are interested in sisters. May have designs on kickstand spring & crotch massager, more specifically what attached to it.

^has introduced possibilities of 1000# of brothers on HD's and 1100# of sisters waiting patiently ! Thas a little bit more power than a 20 Volt !

Jul 31, 2020 | 01:18 PM

#1243

Mattm400

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^ finds sisters are upset because they can't ride on motorcycle with 1000lb. Brothers. There's just no room. They go into deep depression and refuse P.T. blue pill advances.

Jul 31, 2020 | 01:22 PM

#1244

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^ Sisters quickly renege on refusal when they hear about accident resulting in bent kick stand. Blue pills quickly overtake u-cakes in monthly expenditures.

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Jul 31, 2020 | 01:59 PM

#1245

Mattm400

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^ creates a u cake colored & shaped like a blue pill, uses reverse osmosis to channel ingredients back into member which uses it, resulting in people leaving mens restrooms with 3 legs.