1100 # of lil people road kill and Sisters ! 
A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ Takes up acting after he was mistaken for Reverend Jim from "Taxi". Hires 1000 lbs of midgets & puts up tire swings and monkey bars and starts traveling mini trapeze show. Travels around homeless camps in SoCal entertaining past acquaintances and making many new friends in the process. Gets idea for new television show, "Lifestyles of the Drunken and Un-Famous."
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^ advertises blimp rides with sisters, dresses them to look like blimps but it never quite gets off the ground. The show ends up at a Tennessee tent revival (again) and during the night the drunken sisters roll over the midgets.
pandemonium ensues and still there are midgets that have yet to be found after the ordeal.
pandemonium ensues and still there are midgets that have yet to be found after the ordeal.
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^ Was hunting near the tent revival grounds w/ certain Tennessee redneck friend when they notice area that appears to have been steamrolled and having a foul smell. Attracted to the aroma of possibly road kill ground hog, they uncover remains of the compacted midgets. They appear on episode of "On the Case w/ Paula Zahn." Fame, but not fortune, pursues them. They become objects of desire for Tennessee hillbilly groupies. Kentucky man takes a while to get used to the tobacco juice stains at the corners of babes' mouths. At first is repulsed at their habit of sharing dentures but soon realizes the economic benefits of the arrangement and becomes accustomed to practice, and a little turned on by it too.
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^ 1000 lb sisters dressed in togas, eating donuts, and drinking screwdrivers in an industrial canvas hammock suspended on steel cables between 2 6" steel I beams buried 48" in the ground in 200lbs of concrete around each one, 8 lil people carrying him and his dog on a stretcher with mosquito netting burning u-cake incense. Life is good.
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^ Finds keeping a safe 6' distance from sisters takes up too much room. Bigger tent is needed. Calls up a certain person in Florida with a warehouse & forklift to use. The leaky sprinkler system just adds to the fun with a sisters wet t-shirt contest. They find scaffolding in the area so the few midgets that are left can reach the sister's unmentionables.
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^ made 1000lb. Sister scented (and flavored) urinal cakes!