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Jun 30, 2020 | 09:00 AM

#961

BowtieConvert

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^ Has VHS tapes of "Best of: Here, Hold My Beer - Kentucky Version." Fart lighting, booger flipping, and incest-laden NSFW scenes included.

Jun 30, 2020 | 09:19 AM

#962

Mattm400

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^ Found the tape when he came over to impregnate my sister while her boyfriend watched.

Jun 30, 2020 | 09:24 AM

#963

BassFantasizer

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^ Supplied the tape because she didn't go willingly!

Jun 30, 2020 | 09:25 AM

#964

BowtieConvert

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^ Joke was on your sister. Been slingin' dust since '13. Must not have got the memo. Trial run was good tho! Tattoo's were a little distracting.

Jun 30, 2020 | 10:02 AM

#965

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BowtieConvert

^ Joke was on your sister. Been slingin' dust since '13. Must not have got the memo. Trial run was good tho! Tattoo's were a little distracting.

^ his sister is 2/3s of the 1000lb sisters

Jun 30, 2020 | 10:17 AM

#966

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^ Wore crash helmet and iron worker harness to impregnating session

Jun 30, 2020 | 10:21 AM

#967

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^ Doesn’t believe safety standards are helpful in those situations. Does not use proper weight rated slings or follow lift with your knees strategies.

Jun 30, 2020 | 10:27 AM

#968

BowtieConvert

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^ Brought engine hoist, A-frame, and chain fall with him to session. Had to hire operating engineers to facilitate proper session techniques. Unbeknownst to him, operator hacks recorder session and now he's an overnight internet sensation.

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Jun 30, 2020 | 10:32 AM

#969

TeddyD

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^ posted link on FTE to help view count. Wants to monetize video by adding un-skippable ads at the beginning, middle and end of video.

Jun 30, 2020 | 10:51 AM

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BowtieConvert

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^ Buys lime green Bentley and matching pimp suit. Branches out to include kinfolk encounters to increase viewership in Appalachia (be careful how you pronounce this word, it has connotations).

Jun 30, 2020 | 11:26 AM

#971

TeddyD

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^ OMG. Perfect. 😂😂😂

Jun 30, 2020 | 12:30 PM

#972

Mattm400

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^ Drove Bentley to Appalachia, got stuck on a mountain, heard pigs squealing & thought he saw sasquatch. (Just a local) he sharted his pants & cried Mommy all the way to the next county.

Jun 30, 2020 | 12:36 PM

#973

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^ LOL.....
^ Stopped in truck stop to clean shart residue. Stole clothes from random truck sleeper. Changing in the sleeper when 300 lb Albanian truck driver climbs in his truck. Rewind pig squealing noises.

Jun 30, 2020 | 12:57 PM

#974

Mattm400

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^ narrowly escaped a "hollowing" situation, runs to the nearest road, flags down a coal truck. Finally relaxes until he realizes the driver has hairy palms and 2 1000lb. Sisters.

Jun 30, 2020 | 01:16 PM

#975

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^ Escaped harrowing experience with hairy handed driver and co. by squirting out between the sisters and out the window while stopped at intersection in Tn. Inspired by his adventures, starts new website geared towards Appalachia called "You'uns Tube" featuring plenty of toothless necking and general salacious (simulated) incest for the whole family to enjoy.