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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 05:16 PM
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^spreads his loads on his Urinal Cake Pat'e
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 07:34 PM
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^ Doesn't realize the loads are toxic and the combination of toxic loads and u-cake froth creates strong fumes that gets him super high. Goes to wrong house and takes a dump in the front yard. Makes front page news and is featured on " Entertainment Tonight."
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 08:54 PM
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^ got his forklift stuck in a sister "patty" & had to call fire dept. To get her out of the sling.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 09:10 PM
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^Got drunk, had sex with a Peacock and begat a rainbow selection of 1000# sisters
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 09:32 PM
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^ Constantly herding colorful flock of really fat peacock chicks through his reefer garden. Claims someone "Dropped them off."
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 09:43 PM
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^knows the new National Treasure
 
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 10:29 PM
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^ Goes to "Hamburger Mary's" to eat a CDB snow cone and catch the drag queen show for his birthday. Forgot it wasn't his actual birthday.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 10:04 AM
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^chews hemp gummy bears all afternoon is much relieved
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 10:56 AM
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^ Forgot to clean hemp pieces out of Bubba teeth dentures. Gets extra roughage in diet.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 11:50 AM
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^ Makes hemp u cakes, sells them to all campgrounds. Kicks back with a cold PBR while sisters pleasure him. It's the good life.
 
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^ Gives sisters pedicure with his pocket knife while they are wearing tight burlap bag mini skirts going commando. Shaves their leg hairs with a sling blade afterwards.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 01:20 PM
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^watches late night Outer Limits 1000# of Sisters Version (SORE NO MORE Gels)
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 01:30 PM
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^ Gets naked and lays on floor while Sisters play ring toss with glazed donuts. Winner gets extra glaze.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 01:34 PM
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^After reading the Speaker of the Houses comments today, "People will do what People will do," he crapped in a frying pan with peanut oil, heated it up and tossed pan and all out of his yard with an Olympic twirlling / spinning motion !
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 01:36 PM
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^^ Got a 9.0 for it and his picture on a wheaties box next to Katelyn Jenner.
 
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