A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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From: Jacksonville
^ Gets hooked up with Katelyn while on Wheaties box photo shoot. After 11 beers, curiosity over whether or not Katelyn is full Katelyn or is still hanging onto parts of Bruce overcome his good judgement. Will never un-see what he saw under that skirt that night!
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From: Jacksonville
^ Has premature TGIF celebration and goes to bar on Drag Queen Night. Gets drunk and does the "YMCA" dance with gay guys and becomes honorary Rump Ranger for a week. Doesn't realize he left trophy in truck and his neighbor sees it and puts the word out in the neighborhood. Damage control ensues.
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From: Jacksonville
^ Realizes too late rest room at the Mexican restaurant is out of toilet paper. Rest room has no paper towels so he can't resort to that avenue. Realizes and accepts fate. Pulls his drawers up real high, does a couple of deep knee bends, and goes about his business.
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Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^understands the indigenous people plight along Western Highways, something most haven't a clue about ! Yep another 1000# of sisters spin off series on Real Videos ! 
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From: Jacksonville
^ While time traveling through New Mexico and Arizona has his lunch box packed with peyote salad. Thinks he is one with the desert landscape and gets his picture taken by tourists sitting cross legged and naked on top of saguaro cactus. Has some 'splainin' to do with the authorities. Makes bail and finds his mug shot on the cover of "High Times" magazine.
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From: Central Ky.
^Takes 1000# sisters to local strip club for film premier. They crop dust the place and pandemonium ensues. Hazmat is called out, neighbors within 5 mile radius are evacuated. Everyone required to wear mask. The club was eventually demolished.
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From: Jacksonville
^ News of sister's gas induced pandemonium spreads and they cannot be booked without expensive insurance rider. Gets idea to dress them up as Geisha girls and creates 1000 Lb Geisha.