A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ Once found a mushroom growing in the nether regions of 1000# sisters. Boiled it up and was tripping for a solid week. Started "1/2 Ton Sister 'Shroom Co., LLC" supplying hallucinogenic supplements to Tennessee tent revival circuit. Calls finished product "Butternut Tripping Sauce."
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From: Jacksonville
^ Started recruiting trip to round up herd of 1000# sisters to increase production of Butternut Tripping Sauce. Recovered pink Bentley from Tennessee and cut the roof off of it to use for PR events & personal appearances at tent revivals. When people ask how he got so rich he tells them he's in the "condoment" business.
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Fleet Owner
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^is in the Waste Management Business and meets with office boys to make sure the right Text fliers are offered to the Public to vote yes on Proposition 13 to $$$ Triple / raise the Water/Waste Management monthly Bill 
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^ Manages waste by deucing on neighbor's lawn to save a flush. Neighbor wonders who in the hell would feed their dog peanuts.
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^has a chip implanted in her neck to keep track of the Mom & Pop shops she visits daily 
Has the chips in the neck cause the operatives like to neck the women on the job and doesn't trust Joey the next highest seniority guy ! (he owns a retro Ford PU)
Has the chips in the neck cause the operatives like to neck the women on the job and doesn't trust Joey the next highest seniority guy ! (he owns a retro Ford PU)
Meanwhile the 1000 lbs. of sisters keep dancing their allure in front of em !
