^ Got bored w/ heterosexual lifestyle and bought an Indian Chief costume as a shout out to his favorite Village People performer. Goes to gay bar and has a few too many to realize what's actually going on. Talking to a guy with cheelkess chaps and another with Daisy Dukes and midriff showing about closing time and with the effects of the alcohol, feeling really hungry. Daisy Dukes guy mentions "sausage party" and he's thinking it's a code word for Waffle House or Denny's. He's all in....... Stay tuned.

 

^ originally started this as a weinie roast, decided to upgrade to sausage party to get more guests. The ticket in is dressing like a village people or boy george. Its strictly BYOS, and he keeps 80's music playing while sausage is being passed around. He uses the 1000# sisters as DJ's and bouncers. Don't **** them off or you could leave sausageless.

 

^Fries his Italian Sausage in Olive oil for the 1100# sisters Pro-toots Diets.

 

^Listens to video VEVO Music most afternoons !

 

^ Listened to The Jackson 5 on his 8 track. Got really kinky with the tape deck on day and got his appendage caught in it. Emergency Room veterans still talk about it to this day. Swore off 8 tracks after that. Listened to bad 80's music on cassette from that point on.

 

^Bought a large interest in VEVO, is warry of music since he only watches videos and only orders downloads to his video devices (lots of them) won't pay a fixed fee and so usually only gets to listen for maybe 10hours or so. 1100 # of sisters sat on him on that one !

 

^ Was blaring Madonna and Cyndi Lauper cassettes from his truck stereo whilst he was positioning mirrors around 1000# sisters to get all the folds tanned evenly. Neighbors reported him to ASCPA because of all the neighborhood dogs howling and barking to the offensive tunes.

 

^set his tuning forks to the neighborhood Dogs howls, now they jam together

 

^ Starts hanging with the dogs. Sniffing butts and crapping in neighbors yard. Hikes his leg and whizzes on electric fence. Bam! Gets a jolt that has the effect of 4 little blue pills. Now has electric fence wire stretched across toilet in guest bath. Gets deliveries from Interstate Batteries bi-weekly.

 

^Added Interstate parts to his favorite Nudie Logos

 

^ Gets a tattoo on his private part, it says "tat"
when aroused it reads "interstate" it's a great party trick!

 

^ Keeps sisters around for parties to show off new trick. Has fluorescent paint and black light backup for special effect.

 

^welcomes the " Wishes to be a Genius interview "

 

^ Passed Genius test w/ flying colors. Starts doing Karaoke w/ sisters as backup singers. Re-writes oldies to reflect more current status. "Torn Between Lovers" becomes "Smashed Between Two Tons of Lovers", "Midnight at the Oasis" becomes "Midnight at the Buffet", "Foot Stomping Music" becomes "Butt Cheek Flapping Music." You get my drift. Gets sued for copyright infringement. Hires OJ's lawyers and beats suit, but pays dearly. Forced to pimp Sisters for legal $$. New opportunities abound.

 

^owns a fools gold mine in Nevada and has an explosive license so likes to go out there and he-dig into it. Parts of the mine land in all-over Nevada !