O/t!!!
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From: Flagstaff, Arizona
any Soprano's fans here? That was my favorite show for YEARS! Check this out lol
YouTube - Mad Tv-The Sopranos On PAX TV Parody
YouTube - Mad Tv-The Sopranos On PAX TV Parody
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
You know, I've been thinking about how to reply to this since you first posted it. I must have been in a real bad mood already that day because it takes quite a bit to get me that mad. Two things have always set me off without fail though. Fooling with my bride and stealing from me. That is why I am staying a long ways away from the jerk that did both to me cuz I am bright enough to know that the only place that would get me is probably death row. Not to mention the loss of my children's respect.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
This was mailed to me by another FTE member, but he must have too much class to post it himself so he figured if he sent it to me it would get posted for sure. Enjoy the laugh, hope you've not already seen it.
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No', the boy said,
'He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Barack Obama elected to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top">
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No', the boy said,
'He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Barack Obama elected to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
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From: Texas
Of course if there's no stop sign ahead, just keep an eye on the mirror so you don't get surprised. I've noticed how most folks seem to enjoy passing a tractor at a high rate of speed.
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From: Rochdale MA
Your friend knew the stop sign was coming up, and if he was checking his mirror, he knew the car was approaching at a high rate of speed. If something like that happened to me, I would probably be distracted and accidentally start drifting a little to close toward the center of the road. Of course this would be unfortunate because the guy in the car would either have to slow down or put 2 wheels in the grass to get around. Just make sure he gets distracted early enough to prevent a collision.
Of course if there's no stop sign ahead, just keep an eye on the mirror so you don't get surprised. I've noticed how most folks seem to enjoy passing a tractor at a high rate of speed.
Of course if there's no stop sign ahead, just keep an eye on the mirror so you don't get surprised. I've noticed how most folks seem to enjoy passing a tractor at a high rate of speed.
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From: Monroe VA
If you like to ski/snowboard it's the place to be.... unless you go up to BC or the Alps! During the week while I'm at work you could even use my pass to hit the slopes for free! I've got DSL at the house w/wireless, 2 dogs, beer in the fridge and liquor in the bar downstairs. I don't know that we could match Scott's BBQ skills, but it's worth the effort!!! LOL
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Does he wear gloves? If not, I hope he does not chew his fingernails.
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From: horicon Wi
LMAO!!!! screw doing what I posted earlier thats just as satisfing with out as many negative side affects.I really like this video and the group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytPo...eature=related
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From: Rochdale MA
That I'm not to sure of. I have heard stories about him doing this, one day I was behind him and someone blew by the two of us and all I saw was chit coming out of the tractor and smack right on the passenger side window. Too bad it wasn't open!!
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From: horicon Wi
Your friend knew the stop sign was coming up, and if he was checking his mirror, he knew the car was approaching at a high rate of speed. If something like that happened to me, I would probably be distracted and accidentally start drifting a little to close toward the center of the road. Of course this would be unfortunate because the guy in the car would either have to slow down or put 2 wheels in the grass to get around. Just make sure he gets distracted early enough to prevent a collision.
Of course if there's no stop sign ahead, just keep an eye on the mirror so you don't get surprised. I've noticed how most folks seem to enjoy passing a tractor at a high rate of speed.
Of course if there's no stop sign ahead, just keep an eye on the mirror so you don't get surprised. I've noticed how most folks seem to enjoy passing a tractor at a high rate of speed.
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From: Bellingham, WA
You know, I've been thinking about how to reply to this since you first posted it. I must have been in a real bad mood already that day because it takes quite a bit to get me that mad. Two things have always set me off without fail though. Fooling with my bride and stealing from me. That is why I am staying a long ways away from the jerk that did both to me cuz I am bright enough to know that the only place that would get me is probably death row. Not to mention the loss of my children's respect.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
LMAO!!!! screw doing what I posted earlier thats just as satisfing with out as many negative side affects.I really like this video the group YouTube - Montgomery Gentry - What Do Ya Think About That
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From: Texas
You can add a mirror to anything. I know, I've done it. Without an enclosed cab, it vibrates like hell, but you get the general idea of what's coming up. I won't drive a tractor on the road without a mirror unless someone is behind me with the flashers on. Too many crazy fools on the road now-a-days.