Understanding alien abduction
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A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time.
All of a sudden, he hears a voice.
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area,
cuts a hole, and tosses his line in.
Again, he hears the booming voice:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks,
“Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
All of a sudden, he hears a voice.
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area,
cuts a hole, and tosses his line in.
Again, he hears the booming voice:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks,
“Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
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When I finished high school,
I wanted to take my graduation money
and buy myself a motorcycle,
but my mom said no.
had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident,
when he was eighteen.
you can just have his !
I wanted to take my graduation money
and buy myself a motorcycle,
but my mom said no.
had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident,
when he was eighteen.
you can just have his !
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Two pirates, Morty and Sol,
meet in a bar.
Sol has a patch over one eye,
a hook for a hand,
and a wooden peg leg. “
Ye gads, matey,” says Morty.
“What happened to ya?”
Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked,
and a lucky shot lopped off me leg.
So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off.
So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standing’ on a dock,
and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
meet in a bar.
Sol has a patch over one eye,
a hook for a hand,
and a wooden peg leg. “
Ye gads, matey,” says Morty.
“What happened to ya?”
Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked,
and a lucky shot lopped off me leg.
So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off.
So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standing’ on a dock,
and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
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RUSH LEFT THIS NOTE ! OBVOUSLY SUFFERING AFTER A NIGHT OF ANNAL PROBING !
"You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.
You don't need a hurricane to hit anywhere.
All you need is to create the fear and panic
accompanied by talk that climate change
is causing hurricanes to become more frequent
and bigger and more dangerous, and you create the panic,
and it's mission accomplished, agenda advanced."
[Limbaugh later evacuated his Florida home because of hurricane IRMA.]
"That is a myth.
That has been disproven
at the World Health Organization and the report was suppressed.
There is no fatality whatsoever.
There's no even major sickness component associated with secondhand smoke.
It may irritate you, and you may not like it,
but it will not make you sick, and it will not kill you..
Firsthand smoke takes 50 years to kill people, if it does.
Not everybody that smokes gets cancer.
Now, it's true that everybody who smokes dies,
but so does everyone who eats carrots ...
I would like a medal for smoking cigars, is what I'm saying."
"You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.
You don't need a hurricane to hit anywhere.
All you need is to create the fear and panic
accompanied by talk that climate change
is causing hurricanes to become more frequent
and bigger and more dangerous, and you create the panic,
and it's mission accomplished, agenda advanced."
[Limbaugh later evacuated his Florida home because of hurricane IRMA.]
"That is a myth.
That has been disproven
at the World Health Organization and the report was suppressed.
There is no fatality whatsoever.
There's no even major sickness component associated with secondhand smoke.
It may irritate you, and you may not like it,
but it will not make you sick, and it will not kill you..
Firsthand smoke takes 50 years to kill people, if it does.
Not everybody that smokes gets cancer.
Now, it's true that everybody who smokes dies,
but so does everyone who eats carrots ...
I would like a medal for smoking cigars, is what I'm saying."
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I have plenty work.. I work hard at being a Cantankerous old fart
keep up the good work ... and watch for that full disclosure Promised by your Rich Uncle in the first 180 Days
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