Understanding alien abduction
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Every time I see one of these fabulously gorgeous beyond belief women in photos etc my mind immediately ponders "what do these chicks look like first thing in the morning, before all the make up, hair stylists and wardrobe people perform their magic?"
Bed head, sloppy tee shirt, granny panties, bad breath, scratching their butts while they fart and belch their way to the mornings first coffee or what ever. Oh yeah real visions of beauty right?
Bed head, sloppy tee shirt, granny panties, bad breath, scratching their butts while they fart and belch their way to the mornings first coffee or what ever. Oh yeah real visions of beauty right?
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Every time I see one of these fabulously gorgeous beyond belief women in photos etc my mind immediately ponders "what do these chicks look like first thing in the morning, before all the make up, hair stylists and wardrobe people perform their magic?"
Bed head, sloppy tee shirt, granny panties, bad breath, scratching their butts while they fart and belch their way to the mornings first coffee or what ever. Oh yeah real visions of beauty right?
Bed head, sloppy tee shirt, granny panties, bad breath, scratching their butts while they fart and belch their way to the mornings first coffee or what ever. Oh yeah real visions of beauty right?
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Did you hear the one about the Alien
that got the First Covid-19 Vaccine ?
He or She wasn't white, black, yellow or red.
He or She wasn't Christian, Moslem, Asian Religions or Jew.
Wasn't Latino or Australian'
Wasn't Irish, Scottish or Sweedish either !
He was Pastel !
that got the First Covid-19 Vaccine ?
He or She wasn't white, black, yellow or red.
He or She wasn't Christian, Moslem, Asian Religions or Jew.
Wasn't Latino or Australian'
Wasn't Irish, Scottish or Sweedish either !
He was Pastel !
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