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Old Nov 13, 2020 | 05:34 AM
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^^^ DId NOT see that punch line coming! G.O.A.T. joke 'tis!

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Old Nov 15, 2020 | 11:39 PM
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Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up and having a great time until one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs, and she decides to investigate.

When the brunette reaches the top, she finds the blonde team staring straight ahead at the road, frozen in fear, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

"What's going on up here?" asks the brunette. "We're having a great time downstairs!"

"Yeah," screams a terrified blonde, "but you've got a driver!"
 
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Old Nov 17, 2020 | 11:35 PM
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English meaning of: Clever **** ; Blond, Big Ta Ta's, Tall and a smirk !
 
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Old Nov 26, 2020 | 07:29 PM
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Alien abduction on Turkey day includes Squirrel on hot Spit & banana cream pie & lime water chaser. Did U know their **** probe test is proven the spike of Covid-19 in advance in the waste water ?
 
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Old Dec 1, 2020 | 11:28 AM
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Old Dec 1, 2020 | 11:31 AM
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Old Dec 1, 2020 | 11:32 AM
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Old Dec 1, 2020 | 11:33 AM
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Yeo the real tree us getting its probe as we speak !
 
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it's hard to admit you were **** probed

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Old Dec 2, 2020 | 12:45 AM
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an under a xmas tree 2
 
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So this guy goes get sucked up an into a prostate exam...The guy n the thick glasses puts on the gloves and started to go up in his/him. It went on for quite a while. Then, he took off the glove, put on his pants & said he should go ahead and get dressed and left the exam room. A minute later, the nurse came in and said the one thing he shouldn't/didn't want to hear...Who was that Guy ?

 
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Old Dec 6, 2020 | 09:53 PM
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I guess that counts as an abduction

 
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