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Understanding alien abduction
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A Blonde was standing in front of a soda machine muttering,
"You're a dumb-looking button.
You don't have much of a future, either.
You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" her girlfriend asked.
The Blonde quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine.
It reads ( "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE")
"You're a dumb-looking button.
You don't have much of a future, either.
You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" her girlfriend asked.
The Blonde quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine.
It reads ( "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE")
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop.
The Redhead said, "My boyfriend's like 7-Up.
He's seven inches long and he's always up.
"The Brunette said, "My boyfriend's like Mountain Dew.
He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.
"The Blonde said," My boyfriend's like Jack Daniels."
The Brunette cut in,
"You can't use Jack Daniels.
That's a hard liquor.
"A smile crossed the Blonde's face.
"Uh Huh !"
The Redhead said, "My boyfriend's like 7-Up.
He's seven inches long and he's always up.
"The Brunette said, "My boyfriend's like Mountain Dew.
He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.
"The Blonde said," My boyfriend's like Jack Daniels."
The Brunette cut in,
"You can't use Jack Daniels.
That's a hard liquor.
"A smile crossed the Blonde's face.
"Uh Huh !"
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God looked at the void and decided to create a Committee to lead in the Creation.
An that was the end of the first day.
An god listened to the committee on the 2nd day and thought it was good
and that was the end of the 2nd day.
An the committee met and decided many useful ways to move ideas forward.
And god thought Democracy is wise and smiled at the end of the third day.
an the Committee met on the forth day and began to argue.
and the argument continued all day and god thought it was good !
The 5 day began with god creating the firmament, the lands and fruits, vegetables and animals
and the Committee continued to argued some for and some against liberal and Conservative views !
On the 6th day the lord created man and said this was good giving them free will to choose.
and the Committee continued to argue, and the lord missed it because he was busy creating man in his image.
On the day the Lord rested and the Committee gave him their decision.
Committee believed that Man should have been created in their image.
The lord put the Committee in a deep sleep !
An that was the end of the first day.
An god listened to the committee on the 2nd day and thought it was good
and that was the end of the 2nd day.
An the committee met and decided many useful ways to move ideas forward.
And god thought Democracy is wise and smiled at the end of the third day.
an the Committee met on the forth day and began to argue.
and the argument continued all day and god thought it was good !
The 5 day began with god creating the firmament, the lands and fruits, vegetables and animals
and the Committee continued to argued some for and some against liberal and Conservative views !
On the 6th day the lord created man and said this was good giving them free will to choose.
and the Committee continued to argue, and the lord missed it because he was busy creating man in his image.
On the day the Lord rested and the Committee gave him their decision.
Committee believed that Man should have been created in their image.
The lord put the Committee in a deep sleep !