Understanding alien abduction
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Miss Figpot, Lil Johnny's 1st grade teacher asks Little Johnny,
"Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and
then two more rabbits, how many would you have?"
Well; Lil Johnny replies,
"Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot."
Miss Figpot asked again,
"Lil Johnny, If I gave you two rabbits,
plus two more rabbits,
plus two more rabbits,
how many rabbits would you have altogether?"
Lil Johnny smiles and says,
"That's easy Miss Figpot, I would have seven."
"Ok Lil Johnny," Miss Figpot said.
"Let's try it a different way.
If I gave you two cans of Pepsi,
plus two more cans of Pepsi,
plus two more cans of Pepsi.
How many cans of Pepsi would you have?"
"Six cans." Lil Johnny answered.
"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question.
If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?"
"Seven, Miss Figpot." Johnnie replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, "Lil Johnny why seven Rabbits?"
Lil Johnny thinks a moment and replies,
"Because I already have one rabbit at home!"
"Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and
then two more rabbits, how many would you have?"
Well; Lil Johnny replies,
"Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot."
Miss Figpot asked again,
"Lil Johnny, If I gave you two rabbits,
plus two more rabbits,
plus two more rabbits,
how many rabbits would you have altogether?"
Lil Johnny smiles and says,
"That's easy Miss Figpot, I would have seven."
"Ok Lil Johnny," Miss Figpot said.
"Let's try it a different way.
If I gave you two cans of Pepsi,
plus two more cans of Pepsi,
plus two more cans of Pepsi.
How many cans of Pepsi would you have?"
"Six cans." Lil Johnny answered.
"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question.
If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?"
"Seven, Miss Figpot." Johnnie replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, "Lil Johnny why seven Rabbits?"
Lil Johnny thinks a moment and replies,
"Because I already have one rabbit at home!"
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Tom Cruise Returns Golden Globe Awards in Protest of HFPA (msn.com)
Yep thas a Joke two ! But why not just run and Play Wid It !
Yep thas a Joke two ! But why not just run and Play Wid It !
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The aliens studying Earth hold a conference.
The keynote speaker stands, and
after welcoming the attendees and
the usual pleasantries, he begins,
"Ladies and gentle beings,
for seventy of its years,
we have studied this planet...
"As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and
probe its rectum.
After these many years, and 100's of
millions of rectal probes,
we have definitively learned exactly one thing.
"One in six of them likes it."
We also have ended our Committees
that study Human Behavior!
All they do is Argue ! We conclude we cannot help
or even agree on a way to change its outcome.
Good luck ladies and
Gentlemen, cause its just too hard !
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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
To his dismay, there were thousands of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk
at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was
and greeted him warmly.
Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and
guided him up to the front of the line and
into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention but
what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied,
"Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients
and by my calculation you must Have been abducted for
193 years !" ↨ ?
To his dismay, there were thousands of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk
at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was
and greeted him warmly.
Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and
guided him up to the front of the line and
into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention but
what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied,
"Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients
and by my calculation you must Have been abducted for
193 years !" ↨ ?