The aliens studying Earth hold a conference.
The keynote speaker stands, and
after welcoming the attendees and
the usual pleasantries, he begins,
"Ladies and gentle beings,
for seventy of its years,
we have studied this planet...
"As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and
probe its rectum.
After these many years, and 100's of
millions of rectal probes,
we have definitively learned exactly one thing.
"One in six of them likes it."
We also have ended our Committees
that study Human Behavior!
All they do is Argue ! We conclude we cannot help
or even agree on a way to change its outcome.
Good luck ladies and
Gentlemen, cause its just too hard !