Whoa! I think I'm in the wrong room😳

 

Those things would sell like hot cakes in San Fran and Key West.

 

^what have U started !

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/u-...?ocid=msedgdhp

Only Alien Probing could cause this kind of Stupidity. Shutting down the fire fighting system while doing repairs to the ship and not off loading the fuel and ammunition before starting the Maintenance. . Its sort of like all the Collisions in Harbors over the last few years. Alien Probing and Gremlins again getting things F'd up.

 

The Alien probed bowel movement continued & the findings of better Air Quality due to Grounded Jets & the impoverishment of an upper class wage earners dire prediction + possibly better breathing lifestyles flourished a sounding board of complaints, expounded the plight of the ones standing in line just waiting patiently for tickets to somewhere else but here !

 

The following video isn't actually the Floyd but it is an alien probe of proof about a lot of stuff !

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2591313717864145

Yea they took it off the place but it does exist and is fun to watch ! Of course Judges deal with this Alien Abduction of the Brain due to Probes but the fact remains that the cars end up in chop shops for parts and the kids keep on keeping on doing it with a story of BS crap.

 

Sometimes Alien is a answer for what is happening behind the Curtains., Lol

 

Mother-in-law

We were vacationing on the east coast at a little seaside cottage and my mother-in-law went missing. I went to the police station and told the constable about the situation and he assured me they would search for her. A few days went by and the constable knocked on the cottage door.
We found your mother-in-law but she’s dead, all bloated and nasty. She had a dozen crabs stuck on her. What would you like me to do with the body. I said... ‘how about you keep six and I keep six and we set her out again tonight?’

 

Covid-19 reality ! The Donald out of work and evicted from his home ! Well thas the Horse **** way of life, it is !

 

He's not yet evicted but he seems to be pushing to be forcibly removed---no huge loss there, no huge gain with the incoming occupant either.

 

Gentlemen...please take the political discussion to "The Club"...not allowed here. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

 

Three blondes are training to be police officers. The man who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, "What do you notice about the man in this picture?"
The blonde says, "He only has one eye!".

The man says "No, no, it's a side view."

Then he says to the second blonde, "What do you notice about this man?"

. The 2nd blonde says, "He only has one ear!".

The man says "Hello, it's a side view! Geez!".

So the man goes over to the last blonde and says, "What do you notice about this man?"

. The final blonde says, "He wears contacts!"

The man goes to the FBI computer and looks the man in the picture up - sure enough - he wears contacts!

The man says, "How did you know that?"

. The blonde says "Well, if he only has one eye and one ear, how can he wear glasses?"

 

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 

The Redneck Animal Park
A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare
species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla

became very "in the

mood", and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the

problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,

there were no male gorillas of the species available. While

reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed

Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the

animals' cages.

Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed

ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the

park administrators thought

they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a

proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the

gorilla for $500?

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the

matter over carefully.

The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their

offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I

don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never

tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly

agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third

condition. "Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week

to come up with the $500."