Understanding alien abduction
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
A young woman goes to a dinner party with a head-cold.
Her dress had no pockets for a tissue
so she stuffs one into each cup of her bra.
During the dinner party she feels a sneeze coming on.
She discreetly rummages inside her left cup,
but is unable to find anything.
She notices that the man next to her is watching.
Sorry,” she whispers.
“But I’m sure I had two when I arrived.”
Her dress had no pockets for a tissue
so she stuffs one into each cup of her bra.
During the dinner party she feels a sneeze coming on.
She discreetly rummages inside her left cup,
but is unable to find anything.
She notices that the man next to her is watching.
Sorry,” she whispers.
“But I’m sure I had two when I arrived.”
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