Part VI
Smokin
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Glad you got it back!!!
Yes, officer, I accidentally shot him 6 times, and then I loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol AGAIN and shot him 6 more times, and then I loaded the pistol again accidentally and shot him 3 more times. I woulda gone 3 more but I ran outta bullets, accidentally.
i ain't rite
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What a tard. How did they get him to pull over, or did he go willingly?
they did not say how they got him stopped, but there is no damage to the truck except for 1 rear flat tire.
Glad you got it back!!!
so am i
Well, that would be a quick way to die. I'd make it fast.
i doubt that very much. you would miss any vital organs the first 26 shots!!
Of all of my guns, none will come even close to holding that many rounds. So, there would be multiple reloads going on.
Yes, officer, I accidentally shot him 6 times, and then I loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol AGAIN and shot him 6 more times, and then I loaded the pistol again accidentally and shot him 3 more times. I woulda gone 3 more but I ran outta bullets, accidentally.
they did not say how they got him stopped, but there is no damage to the truck except for 1 rear flat tire.
Glad you got it back!!!
so am i
Well, that would be a quick way to die. I'd make it fast.
i doubt that very much. you would miss any vital organs the first 26 shots!!
Of all of my guns, none will come even close to holding that many rounds. So, there would be multiple reloads going on.
Yes, officer, I accidentally shot him 6 times, and then I loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol and shot him 6 more times, and then I accidentally loaded the pistol AGAIN and shot him 6 more times, and then I loaded the pistol again accidentally and shot him 3 more times. I woulda gone 3 more but I ran outta bullets, accidentally.
and the cop would look at you with that innocent look on your face and believe you.
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
i heard about the f650s awhile back as well... i loved em from the minute i heard about them... they supposedly can pull a 52ft trailer behind them just like the semis can.. way the article was written they said ford developed the truck with farmers in mind to pull those trailers around with...
it will crawl at 1/2 mph in first low, or do 85 in sixth high.
the other trucks with the 5.9 cummins engines are slugs.
this one with the cat just pulls like a bear till it hits the rev limiter.
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Smokin
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I can't help but wonder what would inspire someone to steal a truck like that...it's not exactly obscure. Giant red F650? 
I don't want to shoot Ed. Actually I like Ed, I like him even more when I'm giving him a hard time.
I'd let him give me a hard time but it would only last 45 seconds.
I don't want to shoot Ed. Actually I like Ed, I like him even more when I'm giving him a hard time.
I'd let him give me a hard time but it would only last 45 seconds.
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done.......
now we have to put all this conjecture to the test and consummate this offering... when is a good time for you.
ed
i ain't rite
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and all 4 were found within 24 hours of being taken, within 50 miles of the job.
ain't nobody ever said ya got to have smarts to be a thief.
Smokin
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the funny thing about it is, this makes the fourth truck stolen off that job, and all 4 were fire engine red with the bright blue and yellow lettering on the doors.
and all 4 were found within 24 hours of being taken, within 50 miles of the job.
ain't nobody ever said ya got to have smarts to be a thief.
and all 4 were found within 24 hours of being taken, within 50 miles of the job.
ain't nobody ever said ya got to have smarts to be a thief.
And, I guess you have a point. Still, wouldn't you at least realize you'd get caught?
It's cute how you think this would be enjoyable.