I'm not sure I'd make much of an arm charm, but I can be fun at parties if you're into crude jokes.
Part VI
Post Fiend
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From: Wallingford, CT
Nah she was busy charging everyone a quarter for anything that was even remotely a cuss. Then looking for her notebook she was using to keep track of it once I hid it in the bed of howard's truck.
Postmaster
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From: Bellingham, WA
LMAO!
Hotshot
Joined: Jan 2008
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From: Rochdale MA
Ahhh... just got this one:
Thank you for your interest in employment with the Social Security Administration. You were highly qualified; however, you were not selected for this position.
NICE!!! I worked there for 5 years, and have been doing significantly more complicated projects than what this position called for, and yet... "no thanks".. joy.
Thank you for your interest in employment with the Social Security Administration. You were highly qualified; however, you were not selected for this position.
NICE!!! I worked there for 5 years, and have been doing significantly more complicated projects than what this position called for, and yet... "no thanks".. joy.
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Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Just got home from hanging out over at a buddy's house. They went drinking, I came home. Ah well, the pups need a walk anyways.. hahaha
how's everyone tonight?
how's everyone tonight?
Former Vendor
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From: Seattle
crude jokes.......
LIFT LEG
FART
Postmaster
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From: Bellingham, WA
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Smokin
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It's not a good joke if no one sticks around for an encore.
Geez, you'd be fun on a date.
Former Vendor
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From: Seattle
for you....
30 sec of bliss!
the encore would be much much longer!
You two are funny....
Smokin
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I woulda been back 30 seconds later.