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Old Apr 1, 2012 | 12:56 PM
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This thread has been quite for too long...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?
 
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Old Apr 2, 2012 | 03:09 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one! Man I remember when this post was still a baby!!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2012 | 06:22 AM
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I remember when this post got 500 replies a day
 
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Old Apr 2, 2012 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mongo75
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one! Man I remember when this post was still a baby!!
I remember when they removed the OT threads from the 99-03 7.3 forum and all the stink about that.... I even remember getting one of those infraction things because of it

How is everyone doing? it has been a while since Ive been around. See alot of new people in here.
 
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Old Apr 2, 2012 | 05:36 PM
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hey Danny, long time no hear from!! hehe
 
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 09:36 PM
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Good evening all.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2015 | 05:16 PM
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I have a 2001 f150 that needs a front passenger side fender. Will a 1997 fender work?
 
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