My soul felt at peace.
A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ The Guy slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery,
He asks, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street", the doctor replies.
"We don't want you to think the operation was a failure."
He asks, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street", the doctor replies.
"We don't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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Its Snowballs night to choose the entertainment.
Sure hope it isn't boring save the past stuff. ..... haha .....
"It just came in to me as a message."
Sure hope it isn't boring save the past stuff. ..... haha .....
"It just came in to me as a message."
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Guy sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes,
he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he finishes that,
he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another double martini.
The barman says: "I'll bring you martinis all night but why do you look inside
your shirt pocket before you order a refill." Guy replies: "I'm peeking at a photo
of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
CHANCES ARE THE SAND'S RUN DOWN NOW :
he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he finishes that,
he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another double martini.
The barman says: "I'll bring you martinis all night but why do you look inside
your shirt pocket before you order a refill." Guy replies: "I'm peeking at a photo
of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
CHANCES ARE THE SAND'S RUN DOWN NOW :
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^ Snowball went to see her mom at the nursing home, doing better is she.
I heated up her fixed stewed chicken, potatoes and bacon with stuffing.
When she got home around 7 pm she fixed meat loaf, mashed potatoes and gravy. Dang it.
I heated up her fixed stewed chicken, potatoes and bacon with stuffing.
When she got home around 7 pm she fixed meat loaf, mashed potatoes and gravy. Dang it.
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Dave is walking down the street
with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks,
"What cha got that case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife," answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks,
"What cha got that case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife," answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
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The Weather man says it will be sunny all day Monday.
Then he said more of the same today and tomorrow.
Does that mean I need to call him about that?
Will I have visual flight rules tomorrow or Instruments only.
How will I choose my Grandsons unmanned Drone flight training.
Then he said more of the same today and tomorrow.
Does that mean I need to call him about that?
Will I have visual flight rules tomorrow or Instruments only.
How will I choose my Grandsons unmanned Drone flight training.
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^ .. It's been a Dark & Dank this past week.
Hoping for Sun and Warm next.
Cleaned up the pumpkin patch today.
The Pumpkin went in the Shovel and
into the bag and Touche !
Hoping for Sun and Warm next.
Cleaned up the pumpkin patch today.
The Pumpkin went in the Shovel and
into the bag and Touche !