A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
Jun 26, 2020 | 02:38 PM
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From: Central Ky.
^ Digs the Duvet cover out of closet & is good to go!
Jun 27, 2020 | 07:57 AM
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^wishes he had Bowtie’s #900 Rubber Cover post.
Jun 27, 2020 | 08:48 AM
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From: Central Ky.
^ likes the way rubber feels, especially when baby oil is applied.
Jun 27, 2020 | 09:57 PM
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^is ready for 4th fireworks. Has packed his old double barrel, baked it an sawed off 2’ of barrels. The Urinal Cakes are new 2 !
Jun 27, 2020 | 10:35 PM
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^ Goes to Roller Derby fan club conventions. Gets tossed for inappropriate touching.
Jun 28, 2020 | 08:00 AM
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^ sells load of Hickory wood at farmers market & invests in more urinal cakes and roller derby DVD'S
Jun 28, 2020 | 10:40 AM
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^builds oval Roller Blade race tracks for Granny’s. Rule is only dogs can wear 4 Roller Blades. Granny’s usually wear 1.
Jun 28, 2020 | 10:47 AM
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^ wants to get in on the action, starts granny oil wrestling.
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Jun 28, 2020 | 03:55 PM
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^ Wins grand prize in side moobie chafing contest - 1 years supply of talcum powder. Starts prepping for inner thigh chafing contest by going commando and wearing his sweaty Daisy Dukes.
Jun 28, 2020 | 04:20 PM
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^ recognizes the chaffing is real. Uses pipe cleaners to wick sweat.
Jun 28, 2020 | 04:28 PM
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^ Starts Brazilian bikini waxing service for 1000# sisters & friends using melted urinal cakes.
Jun 28, 2020 | 05:30 PM
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^ Mad because just like an OBGYN and pizza delivery boy, he can smell it but not taste it.
Jun 28, 2020 | 07:55 PM
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^ Takes "finger licking good" to a new level.
Jun 28, 2020 | 08:09 PM
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^ pinches finger trying to open lawn chair. Cries. Does not look cool.
Jun 28, 2020 | 08:21 PM
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From: Central Ky.
^ Tries unsucessfuly to light gas grill for 5 min.
