..........The Lil Woman likes to plant trees and fix my hair 2 !. 
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...
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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America.
While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary.
I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!"
Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you"
While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary.
I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!"
Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you"
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From: SW Washington
Woman talking to a police officer.
Woman: Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?
Police Officer: "Yes"
Woman: Can you arrest me for thinking something?
Police Officer: "No"
Woman: I think you're a dirt bag!
Woman: Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?
Police Officer: "Yes"
Woman: Can you arrest me for thinking something?
Police Officer: "No"
Woman: I think you're a dirt bag!
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