The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dog-leg with a large water hazard.
The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one foot of the hole.
The next man stepped up and hit the ball. Sure enough, he sliced it so that it landed on top of the water. He walked across the surface of the water and hit the ball within six inches of the hole.
The third man stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was just about to land in the water when a trout jumped out of the water and grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle swooped down, scooped up the fish, and flew off. As the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it, it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it landed in the hole for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said: “I really hate playing golf with your Dad.”
The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one foot of the hole.
The next man stepped up and hit the ball. Sure enough, he sliced it so that it landed on top of the water. He walked across the surface of the water and hit the ball within six inches of the hole.
The third man stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was just about to land in the water when a trout jumped out of the water and grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle swooped down, scooped up the fish, and flew off. As the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it, it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it landed in the hole for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said: “I really hate playing golf with your Dad.”
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Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon
Teacher: Good, now what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool
Teacher: Excellent, now what does a fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework
Little Johnny: Bacon
Teacher: Good, now what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool
Teacher: Excellent, now what does a fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework
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The museum had a beautiful suit of armor. Two mice were climbing though it one evening when one of them slipped and fell into it. In the total darkness the poor little mouse couldn't find his way out so he cried out to his friend, "Help me make it through the knight!"
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………..……….thought the worst days were the Cheerleader bits and slow-motion sex, physical sexual and worn out sex! I got nothing!
Maybe you're done when you can't chuckle at dry sarcastic humor, sure its stupidity.
……….thought the worst days were the Cheerleader bits and slow-motion sex, physical sexual and worn out sex! I got nothing!Maybe you're done when you can't chuckle at dry sarcastic humor, sure its stupidity.
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