The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Back in the early 60s, we had a tree next to the driveway with leaves that resembled an oak, but red berries that you'd swear were holly.
The robins showed up 1 year just as the berries were over-ripe and fermenting. The technology didn't exist back then, but I wish I had a video of what happened. The birds literally got drunk, crapped all over the 2 cars, and proceeded to use the cars like rides at the state fair. The car was an absolute mess, one of the robin's lost its footing, and slid down the windshield. Like any drunk that discovers something new, it had to try it again. Then his friends joined in. The birds were covered in their own feces, but they didn't care. And watching them slide down the front and back windshields was absolutely hilarious!
The robins showed up 1 year just as the berries were over-ripe and fermenting. The technology didn't exist back then, but I wish I had a video of what happened. The birds literally got drunk, crapped all over the 2 cars, and proceeded to use the cars like rides at the state fair. The car was an absolute mess, one of the robin's lost its footing, and slid down the windshield. Like any drunk that discovers something new, it had to try it again. Then his friends joined in. The birds were covered in their own feces, but they didn't care. And watching them slide down the front and back windshields was absolutely hilarious!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Nothing has changed those birds' habits with those red Berries over the years. It's like mother teaches son and father holds daughters close.
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