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Aug 12, 2021 | 11:34 AM

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JWA

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Every time a sexy lady jumps out of a birthday cake there's at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.

A woman jumping out from OR jumping into any edible delightful treat has NEVER bummed ME out!

And yet for some reason "finger lickin' good.........." comes to mind!

Aug 12, 2021 | 12:03 PM

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BIGKEN

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I'm of a like mind.

Aug 12, 2021 | 12:22 PM

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tjc transport

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JWA

A woman jumping out from OR jumping into any edible delightful treat has NEVER bummed ME out!

And yet for some reason "finger lickin' good.........." comes to mind!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGKEN

I'm of a like mind.

that is because you are both dirty old men. 🤔

Aug 12, 2021 | 12:25 PM

#934

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that is because you are both dirty old men. 🤔

Well you know what we used to say as kids Tom..."It takes one to know one."

Aug 12, 2021 | 12:26 PM

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BIGKEN

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When my wife gets a little upset...sometimes a simple "Calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset.

Aug 12, 2021 | 12:33 PM

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let her figure it out !

Aug 12, 2021 | 01:51 PM

#937

tjc transport

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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.

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Well you know what we used to say as kids Tom..."It takes one to know one."

i will have you know i am NOT dirty.

i took a bath this morning!!

Aug 12, 2021 | 02:23 PM

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Papa Tiger

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Uh Huh !

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Aug 12, 2021 | 03:44 PM

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i will have you know i am NOT dirty.

i took a bath this morning!!

Why, it's not Saturday yet?

(it's a southern thing)

Aug 12, 2021 | 03:58 PM

#940

tjc transport

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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.

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Why, it's not Saturday yet?

(it's a southern thing)

well duhhh.
i had a hot date with a heavy woman.
i thought it was obvious.

Aug 12, 2021 | 05:16 PM

#941

Papa Tiger

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An when singing; miracles will happen!

.. I walked for like an hour to get from the broken Corn Picker to the house for Hot Coffee and a Cinamon Roll.

Aug 12, 2021 | 05:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tjc transport

i will have you know i am NOT dirty.

i took a bath this morning!!

I thought you took your MONTHLY bath on the first.

Aug 12, 2021 | 05:28 PM

#943

BIGKEN

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Spoiler

Aug 12, 2021 | 05:54 PM

#944

Papa Tiger

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THERE ya go

Aug 13, 2021 | 07:34 AM

#945

JWA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tjc transport

that is because you are both dirty old men. 🤔

Well yeah that's a fact, at least on my part!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGKEN

Well you know what we used to say as kids Tom..."It takes one to know one."

That's true---interesting fact it is!

Ya know I'm clean as well in the mind all those "dirty old man" thoughts are still present even when midst shower. That the girlfriend often accompanies does NOT help them subside---and I'm glad of that!

Advice-wise when I see the g/f mulling something over I'll let her sort it out as she will, never just jump in with "help" unless its something critical or possibly injurious. About half the time she'll sooner or later ask, other times she'll have her own ideas and ask for comments. Only then do I offer my thoughts----life is better that way when she comes to her own conclusions.