The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $30."
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $30."
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↑ Now thas a great line to lesson tension, ease nervous fingers, replace daily thumps and bruises ! ....
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Have you notied the advertisement running along side here →→ A guy looking thru a shooting scope by HISCOX !....
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twssHave you notied the advertisement running along side here →→ A guy looking thru a shooting scope by HISCOX !....
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I'm just guessing a war monger has Some Constipation Issues ! A lot of kings also had Throne problems. Remember Pulp Fiction and Vincent Vega bathroom problems there. ....
There were a series of bathroom issues in the Movie !
There were a series of bathroom issues in the Movie !
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